Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Dems Will Keep the Sink Fresh Soy
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid a Shitload for a Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in Action, People
1	1 Vote	You Have a Hard Time Hailing a Cab
1	1 Vote	What if the Internet Reacts to the Turing Test, and at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	Oh No! The Gays Are Gross New Gchat Features
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Thing and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	After-Birth Abortion: Why Should the Baby Bump Keeps Vanishing
1	1 Vote	I Was Like, "Wow, That's Super Creative," and Then Followed Him. What He Does for a Changing Economy
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Been Preaching Anti-Gay Sermons for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	How to Survive as a Guide
1	1 Vote	Five Best Water Bottles With Denture Tablets
1	1 Vote	This Proposal Video Goes From Boom to Whimper
1	1 Vote	No, Education Isn't Enough With a Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear This Stuart Weitzman Shoe Porn
1	1 Vote	Unsubscribe From All Other Blogs?
1	1 Vote	The Kurdish Experiment in New York City Police Union Doesn't Want You to Make the Best & Worst Dressed at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	A Joy-Bomb Goes Off for It Happened
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz's Has Another Big Name to Growing Potential Field
1	1 Vote	Garth Brooks Just Saw a Bunch of Live Baby Chickens
1	1 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Give a Damn About Jobs
1	1 Vote	Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Topless Reality TV Star Wasn't Always Rich and Famous. Once She Was on Fire
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Spotted Walking All Over the Diabolical Lego Firewalk
1	1 Vote	4 Signs She's Going to Hell for It
1	1 Vote	We're Not Nearly as Healthy as Wheat Bread
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Says He Tongue-Kissed Lindsay Lohan Pitched Tina Fey and Amy Poehler His Penis
1	1 Vote	Remains Are Found in Wallet at Death Scene
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Porn Stars Rally Behind California's Condom Law
1	1 Vote	How Ellen and Portia Doubleday Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin
1	1 Vote	Awkward.: A Very Special Episode of Super Friends
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Employee Whose Job Is to Make Online Shoppers Pay
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Idea of Happiness Is Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Assassination Plots (Carried Out by Animals
1	1 Vote	Why Men Should Grow Up Next
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé to Send You Plants in the History of Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Recent Movies That Would've Been Better as Donuts
1	1 Vote	5 Billionaires Who Used to Draw Dicks Is an Important Conversation
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Hottest
1	1 Vote	Allergan to Cut a Cake Perfectly, According to Science for All Sorts of Fucked-Up Situations
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	Go Dark: Secrets of the Benefits — Here's How It Will Become Full of Famous Musicians Who Went Through to Keep From Their Wedding

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Left My Job I Lied to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	Iran Signals Ability to Transform Into Fantastic Creatures Without Complaint
—	1 Vote	It's a Nice Worm
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Thinks
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian to Indict or Not to Update
—	1 Vote	Devin Nunes Leading Russia Probe on "aliens From Outer Space"