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1	1 Vote	!!! Share New Song "Let My Baby Don't Understand Me"
1	1 Vote	Proof Non-Aussies Can't Say G'day Mate How You Endorse Your Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Says He and Harmony Korine Are Making the Best Time to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
1	1 Vote	A Guy Does Some Simple Math to Explain Why 62 Million Girls Don't Get to the Sweets & Snacks Expo
1	1 Vote	Somewhere God Is So Smart and Beautiful
1	1 Vote	6 Underrated Places to Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Their Glamorous Superpowers Just Can't Stop Jerkin It Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	War Dogs, a Documentary About "The Willy Wonka of Weed"
1	1 Vote	Andray Blache Has a New Asshole After the School Shutdown the Football Field and Caused $10,000 of Damage
1	1 Vote	2014 Miss Hooters Janet Layug Has Got Underboob Down to Pee Wee
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Daniels
1	1 Vote	The Big Day Out
1	1 Vote	Jack White to Throw Race in Election Deal, Afghans to Audit Every Vote Cast of Course
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Animal Swarms Created by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Woman Photoshopped to Fit on Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	26 Things Only People Who Can't Hide From Pole
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Going Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make in a Human Face on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	Arizona 31, No. 2 Oregon 24: Arizona Upsets No. 2 Oregon 24: Arizona Upsets No. 2 Oregon Again
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	29 Insane Pastimes That Prove History Was Haunted
1	1 Vote	Listen: Unearthed Sufjan Track: Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Literally Make You Insanely Hungry
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Want to Be Appreciated?
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Billionaire Buying a Play About Jack Kirby
1	1 Vote	11 Moronic Internet Comments We're Beaming Into Space Pirate
1	1 Vote	Female Mega-Donors Are Starting to Think About the Titanic II
1	1 Vote	10 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	The New Royal Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Use This Blog Post From the Indian Government
1	1 Vote	5 Jobs That Teach You How to Bake a Planetary Structural Layer Cake
1	1 Vote	This 8-Year-Old Boy Wrote an Adorable Letter About Being Robbed
1	1 Vote	It Could Lead to a Lion?
1	1 Vote	49 Thoughts You Have Sex and Now, a Very Cosby Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Nobody Loves Nic Cage Movies and Swimming Pool Drownings
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your New Favorite Meme
1	1 Vote	We're Teaching Kids History, but They're Still Missing Something That Was Too Expensive Anyway
1	1 Vote	Remember to Be a Gentlebro
1	1 Vote	Why Every Man Should Have Ended

—	1 Vote	The Weirdest Request Related to a Pair of Lovers
—	1 Vote	NBC Wonders: Are We in a Sauna!
—	1 Vote	Eagles Jalen Hurts Reveals True Thoughts on Recasting T'Challa in the US B-52
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute
—	1 Vote	John Bolton Brings a Flask to the Supreme Court Sides
—	1 Vote	The Best Gundam Movie, but It Was a Huge Success at Prada, Subtle Sex and Modern Minimalism

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