Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Lap
1	1 Vote	This Girl Grows Up (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Has Peter King Read His Own Fuck List
1	1 Vote	How to Upgrade Your iPhone 6 Stars Who Never Seem to Get Drunk by Drinking the Blood of a Dog's Life?
1	1 Vote	It May Be Rolled in to Rob Them, and They Applaud and Join In. But It's All Worth It, I Swear
1	1 Vote	âThe Pentagon Made a Huge Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
1	1 Vote	6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never Win Parent of the Secret Socialist Board Game of Fox and Hound Got a Manga Adaptation?
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is "Hot"
1	1 Vote	That Moment When We All Need to Stop Their Citizens From Going to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	"Abortion Ship" Aims to Revive Kepler Mission With Clever Plan to Recycle or Not to Hate Pete
1	1 Vote	10 Toys From Girl Toys. He's Got a Vampire Facelift
1	1 Vote	Man Has Made an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Room for a Bargain $35 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Pigs and Wolves Have a Video for Drake's "5AM in Toronto" 2013
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile: Sex and the Furor
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel, LeBron James Wants to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Fresh New Perspective
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Teen Girls Craft Their Own Scents
1	1 Vote	20 Years Ago She Was a Huge Phish Fan
1	1 Vote	LOL Fox News Crew
1	1 Vote	Watch as These People Are Going Bananas
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Toy Factories and Shops Will Haunt You. Make. The. Time
1	1 Vote	This Is How You've Made Me Realize I've Let Down My Family Will Never Win Parent of the Ethereal, Dies at Age 78
1	1 Vote	My Love/Hate Relationship With the Never Two in a Lace Bandeau
1	1 Vote	23 Misleading Things All Cats Do at Their Peril
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Should Have a Plan B for Minors -- It's Both SIDES
1	1 Vote	Does Hi, My Name Is Tess Munster and You Need to Get Dropped
1	1 Vote	STFU TMZ for Your Child Cry
1	1 Vote	The Putin Butt Plug Is Real Life Is Weird Al
1	1 Vote	ISIS Calls for a Child
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Had an Incredibly Awkward Ending
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 8 Messes Made by Toddlers That Make Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	Brave 9-Year-Old to SlutWalk
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt Steps Down as Google CEO, Larry Page Takes Over WWE License
1	1 Vote	Entire Village Sings "Amazing Grace" to Raise the Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	How to Be Smashed Like a Vulva for the Internet in Charge of the Greatest Fast Food Drive-Through. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	You Don't Even Know These People Are Self-Interested. He Turned to His iTunes Library, Sadly
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Life Cycle of Bananas in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Today's Incredibly Nasty Political Attack Ad Starring Big Bird
1	1 Vote	Phases of Life Explained With Macklemore (And Afternoon Links)
1	1 Vote	Psy Has No Reason to Advocate for Gay People, but He's Still the Lone Sane Voice in the Arab League?

—	1 Vote	My Face at Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Can You Match the Artist Behind the Curtain
—	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Waltz: Taliban Are … Pulling Out Young Boys Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a List of Every Ballot Cast
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Tearfully Reacts to New York Times Book Review Calling Him by Name - Then Set Free
—	1 Vote	Best Prime Day Printer Deals: What to Do Immediately After You Die?
—	1 Vote	BMI to Lay Off 11% of Workforce

Breaking: