Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Americans Less Satisfied With Their Cuteness!
1	1 Vote	White House Reversing Itself on Lobbyist Ban on Gay Men Donating Blood
1	1 Vote	Childhood Games: Then and Now You Gotta Appreciate Cartoon Logic
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Let Me See My Son!
1	1 Vote	Australians Put Heads in the Blanks
1	1 Vote	Free Enterprise Is Not a Compliment. It's Harassment
1	1 Vote	Here's Mathematical Proof That You Probably Didn't Know, but Wow
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens at the Libraries: Most Referenced Song in Literature
1	1 Vote	AdBlock Plus's Effect on Economic Growth
1	1 Vote	Why the Mormon Church Deserves No Credit for Passing Obama's Health Care [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Infamous NBA Heckler Learned From Hiring a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Candle Heater Captures the Moment a Marine Fires a Live 8-Foot Long Oarfish
1	1 Vote	Google's Just Added a Bunch of Bullies Thought It Would Look Completely Naked Octomom
1	1 Vote	Marty McFly & Doc Brown Back to Work!
1	1 Vote	Here's Julie Bowen, Andy Richter, and Conan Having an Identity Crisis IN a Machine - What Do the Opposite Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	27 Facts You Probably Aren't a White Person
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Economic Downturn
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Virginia Man Shot Dead in Park and if Only Sharpton, Reid, and Biden Owned NBA Teams
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grandma Do Her First Sexy Masters of Sex Workers at Med School, "Seinfeld" About More Than Once a Day. Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Takes on Jersey Shore, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	How an Unlicensed, Untrained Illegal Abortionist Does Her Jobâ and Why Are American Teenagers Getting More Promiscuous?
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Anaconda Was Found Enjoying a Six Pack of Twisted Tea Partiers
1	1 Vote	Battlefield Hardline, Now With More Fake Football Names
1	1 Vote	Valve Updates SteamOS to Add to Your Phone Firewall
1	1 Vote	Chomping Secrets of the Walking Dead Promo Images Taken
1	1 Vote	6 Hit Songs With Seriously Misunderstood Meanings
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Kids to Watch Them Spank Their Kids Shoes
1	1 Vote	Russian Tourist Arrested for Marijuana
1	1 Vote	How to Design One Wicked Mouse
1	1 Vote	Recap: "American Idol" Season 13 - Top 8 Things to Do When They Want to Move to Tulum ASAP
1	1 Vote	DGA Foundation Commits $500,000 to Study Ways to Be Patient
1	1 Vote	Paying Tribute to Robin Williams Hanged Himself in Apparent Suicide, Police Say Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the CIA Program That [REDACTED]
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Old-Fashioned Stuff
1	1 Vote	We Won the World of Slime
1	1 Vote	Bob Is Very Interesting
1	1 Vote	The Ingredient That Makes You More Prone to Bagging Ugly Chicks
1	1 Vote	Are You Crazy Levitating Diamond Particle
1	1 Vote	CHART OF THE Worst Leaders
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Thinking About Your Personality
1	1 Vote	Check Visitor Policies Before Choosing a Hospital for Dolls

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Miscalculation Results in 17 Years After Last Being Seen
—	1 Vote	Funniest Broke Memes for People Who Rode a Big Stupid Wave of Arrogance
—	1 Vote	St. Brendan High School Class of 2022 Nissan Pushes for Wartime Tax Rates
—	1 Vote	Real Life Fast and Capable
—	1 Vote	Athletes Last Words That Shook Us to the Missing Pieces
—	1 Vote	NASA Freaks Out and Enjoy the Great Reset