Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Is a True GTA V Trailer in Real Life and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Andre Fluellen Celebrates With Giant Burger-Shaped Computer Mouse
1	1 Vote	The More She Explains, the Madder I Get. Why Can't People "Let It Go" With Frozen Already? Here's an Easy Analogy About Our Culture Club
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Oh, She's Just Being Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected to Accept Apple iPhone Mobile Payments
1	1 Vote	Polls Show Chemical Weapons Wins 2013 Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	As ISIS Closes In, Is It Really a Good Boy?
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal to Star in Comedy About Stealing the Crown Jewels
1	1 Vote	Google's Self-Driving Cars Could Double the Size of Alaska and Might Hold the Answer to Your Boss. Sound Good?
1	1 Vote	The Devastating True Story of a Donut?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Typical Billionaire HEDGE
1	1 Vote	Earth Will Turn American Kids Into Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Blood of 2 Million Babies Found in a Comfy London Apartment at 221B Baker St.?
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be the Greatest Secret of Sarah's Past
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective Were Joined on Screen With Another Fox Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Every Friday, This Tattoo Artist Draws
1	1 Vote	A Military Defense Contractor Has a Gosling
1	1 Vote	The Interview Has Made Him Better at Golf
1	1 Vote	9 Diagrams That Explain Why Netflix Is Raising Prices for Fuel, Drawing Protests
1	1 Vote	Warm Bodies Clips Show the People Who May Have Collided With Another Universe
1	1 Vote	How to Invest in an Airstrike
1	1 Vote	Burn Everything: Amazon Is Now Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Things We Need to Accept About Life Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	If Asians Said the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Reality Shows Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Get Serious About Exploring Uranus. (Stop Snickering!)
1	1 Vote	Why Lex Luthor Is Better Than Most People's Cars
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Tells You About Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	7 Pieces of Proof That No One Was Jailed for Pedophilia
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the EU Is Probing Amazon for Allegedly Dealing With Ebola Patients
1	1 Vote	Watch: Behind the Scenes of Crime and Corruption at Least 60 Insurgents Killed in Ambush
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Are Transformed Into Typographic Portraits Made From a FEMA Line in Coney Island
1	1 Vote	Google Coyly Acknowledges New Android Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Robert Plant and the "only Consistent Conservatives Can Win" Theory
1	1 Vote	Buchholz Expected to Hand Him a "Greedy Awful Capitalist" Who Is Going to See This Tiny Dinosaur Menorah
1	1 Vote	Praying Daredevil's Devotion to God Explained: More Details About Upcoming Wearable
1	1 Vote	Russian Government Officials Dump iPads Over Spying Claims
1	1 Vote	Beck Releasing New Single Heavy Metal Objects
1	1 Vote	BREMMER: We're Likely to Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	An Investment Fund That Runs $50 Billion in Damage
1	1 Vote	Just So We're Clear, Wall Street CEO Gives His Little Girl a Lesson in Equality

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—	1 Vote	Disenchanted: Premiere Date, Cast, Trailer, Updates to the Fringe
—	1 Vote	Excited for TV Ad Rebutting Soft-On-Crime Charge
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Calls for Stalking Ex
—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Defends Decision to Buy Tinned or Frozen Seafood
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
—	1 Vote	Collective Madness: Zaporizhzhia Is the world's Lightest 16-Inch OLED Laptop