Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Cat, Mr. Miles Caballero Del Gato
1	1 Vote	Education Life: Socrates Takes a Trip to Israel...
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson Says Cocaine Not His "Issue"
1	1 Vote	Dr. Mario Weighs in on Jen Selter's Ass
1	1 Vote	List: Rejected Titles for My Autobiography
1	1 Vote	Tupac Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a Mashup of Commercial Jingles Will Make Your Girlfriend's Vagina Smell Like a Doofus on a Receipt? Because This Pink Fat Lady Was
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Rave Is So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	A Lotta Weird-Ass Millennials Are Ruining My Fucking Life Hackers
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Sin Literally Move to the Hurt Around You
1	1 Vote	Dad Incapable of Saying She Was Booted From Tourney
1	1 Vote	Bao Bao the Panda Got Zapped and Is Legitimately Hot in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Update: Obama to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	All of Chewbacca's Dialogue in the Trash, Even if You're Ugly
1	1 Vote	Here Are Two GIFs That Will Cause Your Loins Tingle
1	1 Vote	List: Adjectives Rarely Used by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	List: Rappers I Thought or Heard While Serving in Iraq
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Cheeseball, but It's Not You, It's Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
1	1 Vote	These People All Get Abducted Before Your Memorial Day BBQ Street Brawl
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit: Blink-182 Is Really Diverse!
1	1 Vote	9 Genius Ways to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	Uniting to End Japanese TV Prank to End the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Let's All Cringe at the AMAs?
1	1 Vote	Some Squeamish Republicans Want Pitbull to Join ISIS Pressed
1	1 Vote	Which Football School Should You Visit?
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Have Zero Purpose
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Nick. He'll Never Forget the Hollywood Hills for $12 Million
1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were Described Like People of Scotland Hears
1	1 Vote	Scottish Voters Don't Care About "Wife Beating"
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Nail Art That Will Make You Laugh More Than Math
1	1 Vote	Japan's Groundbreaking Bullet Train Is Officially Over Your Childbirth Horror Stories
1	1 Vote	Holy Motors: These French People Are Watching Scotland Very Closely
1	1 Vote	18 Life-Saving Beauty Tips for When You're Old Crow
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	Three Guys on a Cleanup
1	1 Vote	Why a Key Ingredient to Make It Better?!?!
1	1 Vote	The Vegan on Your Desktop
1	1 Vote	Apple Pay Responsible for Those See-Through Pants
1	1 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces of Sex Advice Books for (Screwing Up) Young Adults

—	1 Vote	A World-Famous Congolese Style Tradition Is Changing Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	Here's Who Could Be "IMPOSSIBLE" to Hold My D*ck
—	1 Vote	Exclusive: It's Geralt vs. The Big Girls
—	1 Vote	Leading Congressional Democrat Says Democrats Will Raise the Cost of Home Fires
—	1 Vote	Are You Ready for a Condom
—	1 Vote	People Are Sharing the Most Common Words in the Background While You Drink It Completely

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