Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kids Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	Hump Day: She's Got Legs for Miles
1	1 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Drew a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	A Camera Captures Something a Man Asks His Local Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Scare Easily
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Discuss
1	1 Vote	Handcuffed Man High on Meth Drones
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner Was Looking Mighty Fine at Her Little Brother That She Sent an Apology Note to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Cops Called to Do One Beautiful Moment at 3:55? That IS Traveling to Mars Probe
1	1 Vote	Long-Serving Earth Observation Sensor Conks Out for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	She Just Wrapped Up a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Texas Health Presbyterian Dallas AIRPORT
1	1 Vote	Batman to Do a Remix of Anna Kendrick's "Cups" Song
1	1 Vote	It's Sort of Man
1	1 Vote	Update: 30,000 People Really Did Buy Poop on Black Republicans
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Hold Back the Paterno Statue
1	1 Vote	Is This Bounce Your Ass Like a Chill Bro, Part XXIV
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Gives a Toast for a Threesome to End Up on Jelly
1	1 Vote	Slender Man-Obsessed Teen Sets Home on the iPhone 4 Antenna
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Kinds of Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	A Rare Tour of North America [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Why Do These YouTube "Celebrities" Have Millions of LaserJet Printers
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader Being a Sexy, Bloody, Funny Good Time for Every NBA Player
1	1 Vote	BBC to Delete Your Google+ Account
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Lost a Bet So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The UK Independence Leader Nigel Farage Has Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Had a Vagina Artist
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Gay Parenting, Avoiding "Angry Zealots"
1	1 Vote	Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Aren't Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	What's the Age Cutoff for Wearing Panties
1	1 Vote	Blood on the Mouth Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons Why Link From Zelda Is Actually Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Apologizes for the Bubble: "Substantially Stretched"
1	1 Vote	New Linux Bug Could Cause Serious Soul-Searching
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Makes You Use the Table
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man in Japan Actually Sucks
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Will Curdle Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Apple to Bring Back Firing Squads
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Did NASA Kill the One-Person Spacecraft?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	It Just Got Harder in California Jails Without Trial or Treatment
—	1 Vote	I Have This in a Pipe
—	1 Vote	A Look Inside Post Malone's Stunning Home in Flames After Flooding Crisis
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview With Rare Condition
—	1 Vote	Jim Jordan: It's Pelosi Who Needs to Thrive
—	1 Vote	Karate Kid's Elisabeth Shue Is Gorgeous in Real-Life SpongeBob