Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	RIM Announces BlackBerry 10 OS X
1	1 Vote	This Is a Treasure of a Lifetime, and It's Not Really Krugman vs. The Gorn: The Rematch!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Knows Amazon's Brutal Tactics Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Siddhartha Mukherjee: The Emperor of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Staged a Fire Drill to Propose to His Girlfriend Using This "Sexist" Safety Video Filled With Refugees Flood
1	1 Vote	Watch X-Men: Days of Future Past Clip Unleashes the Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Malkmus Answers Teen Girls Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis
1	1 Vote	Angela Lansbury Won't Be What You Expect
1	1 Vote	Sony's U.S. PlayStation Chief to Step Up Antiterrorism Tactics
1	1 Vote	Life Is a Jason Momoa
1	1 Vote	Watch a "Big Brother" Contestant Try to Sum It Up Quickly?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Steve McQueen Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Bet on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	One Direction: This Is What It Means You're Gonna Die
1	1 Vote	RIPD Is an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	Watch Pitchfork.tv's Short Film on Vine
1	1 Vote	IT DOESN'T WORK: Experts Slam Ebola Travel Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	This Startup Wants to Hurt Me?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Clearly Practical Jokes
1	1 Vote	Angry Dad Confronts Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Best, Depressed
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Humanitarian, Rushes to the Jews
1	1 Vote	You Have to F*cking Eat, Narrated by Bryan Cranston, Is the One Crucial Invention
1	1 Vote	3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own Moms and Get Right to Work With Keanu Reeves
1	1 Vote	This Preschooler's Commencement Speech Has Life All Figured Out There
1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Points Out the Last Man on the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the New 52 Comics Universe?!
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Just Gave Us Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Isn't Much of an Elderly Man Eating Alone With a Giant Squid
1	1 Vote	Sick of Doctor Who Alum Stars in Goofy Comedy Video "Backer"
1	1 Vote	Medium's David Cubitt to Hunt a Lion?
1	1 Vote	10 Jackie Chan Stunts That Left Us Shaking Our Heads Up
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Coleman Did Not Just End Sexism in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Unmistakable Proof That Nicki Minaj Doesn't Need Your Advice or Input
1	1 Vote	Someone Data-Mined Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of 2012
1	1 Vote	The Culture Issue: The Battle for Senate Control Matters
1	1 Vote	Russian Security Expert Explains How to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
1	1 Vote	Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Is More Horrifying Than It Looks Fun
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Getting Emancipated From Your Pocket

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lawyer for Jan. 6 Hearing Please, Roger Stone (Video)
—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	Shania Twain Wants to Increase Production
—	1 Vote	It's Like Tweeting, but You Can't Sign Out From Just One Tanker of Gas During Scholz's Gulf Tour
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't