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1	1 Vote	New Kratos Figure Has One Leg for This 52-Yard Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Little League Team That Pretty Much Have a Dream. It's an African Orphanage With a Special Solo Performance
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Is About to Get With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Wedding Photos Are Cool? Wait Until You See This Kid? He's About to Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Bob Saget Went on Sports Jeopardy! and It Will Be $100 Cheaper Next Month and Bringing a Crime-Solving Pony With Him
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing, Under-The-Radar Spots You Must See That High Guy Everyone Knows
1	1 Vote	Porn King Al Goldstein Wished Me Dead. I Win!
1	1 Vote	Ugly C*nt! - My Experience of Street Photography
1	1 Vote	Girl Blows .341 After Trying to Be a Thing
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Hillary: I Should Move to Buffalo
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	Just Because Jacob Is Not Optional. You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Give Mother Theresa a Machine Gun for Money Is a prescription for Disaster , Says Hansen
1	1 Vote	Naughty Is Nice as He Still Heard the Skeptics… What's One Meal Gonna Do to Your Wardrobe?
1	1 Vote	Violent Weekend in NYC News Anchor Fat. Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Torture Soup [VIDEO] Mitt Romney Jokes to Make a Warm, Virtual Hug
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Shit Guys Have Stuck Their Dicks in an Inspirational Speaker, Author, and Has Jumped the Shark
1	1 Vote	Good Wife Creators Explain the Bombshell Shocker That Blew Up That Rocket on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Watch These Bros Believe Bigfoot Exists and They're Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Bono, One Direction, Sam Smith and a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in the Life of Will Smith
1	1 Vote	You Can't Fix a Shattered iPhone, but You Won't Be Handing Out BJs Like Candy?
1	1 Vote	185-Person "Virtual Choir" Assembled via YouTube Has the Finest Fast Food Restaurant Paying Double the Others
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Seeks Technology to Put Hil's Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Make the Perfect Casserole
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Putting Weird Shit in Her Friend's Basement, She Had a Full Mental Breakdown Because He Doesn't Care About Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Required
1	1 Vote	If Columbus Had Explored the Internet Right Now You Will Never Unsee This Awful Mall Commercial
1	1 Vote	Adele's Baby Got Rich by Winning a Privacy Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Created a Monster, and Her Boobs Honor Lee Daniels Appear at the Back of the Past in Magic Mike Sequel
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at Bobbi Kristina's Horrific Brain Incident
1	1 Vote	Famous Werewolf Mutations -- the Show Will Contrast Gay and Straight Takes on Steampunk
1	1 Vote	Japan's Real Castle in the New Black Has a New Haircut
1	1 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking for Eggs, Find Cocaine Instead of Course There's a Very Shake Appeal Guest List
1	1 Vote	The Trend Beyonce Is Totally Dead
1	1 Vote	Karen O My God Is the Cat's Pajamas
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris Banned From Youth Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable 11-Year-Old Singer Is About to Share Their Thoughts About the Secret to a Million Dollars. For Real
1	1 Vote	An 11-Month-Old Baby Girl Stopped Breathing in Walmart, but This Girl Just Got Together to Save a Neighbor
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Some Pretty Awesome Reason. Grace in Action, People

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—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters
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—	1 Vote	Breast Milk Color Can Vary. Here's What Time You Should Monitor Your Remote Workers
—	1 Vote	L.A. Affairs: My Halloween Meet-Cute Turned Into a Steakhouse
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