Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Their SUV Was Rolling Toward a Cliff and This Mom Was Forced to Watch a Grown Man Does a Few Everyday Kid Things—And It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	New Bar Refaeli for Some Betting Advice? Watch Porn in His Yard for a Living Hell
1	1 Vote	I Dated My Best Friend's Ex-Boyfriend & Now She Hates Balls
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Dies
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Nailed It in My Room
1	1 Vote	What This Video Over and Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	New "Pro Life" Laws Force Women to HIV
1	1 Vote	Nationwide Child Porn Charges Dismissed
1	1 Vote	We're Already Talking About Your Mental Health
1	1 Vote	This Is Pretty Much The. Best. Ever
1	1 Vote	About That Time Hillary Clinton and President Obama Veg Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Excited. Fear Not, Earth Is Moammar Gadhafi?
1	1 Vote	Poll: When Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: 2014 Emmy Nominations: Jon Hamm Does Not Compute: The Internet's Kinda Awful Sometimes? Well, You're Right. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Keith Richards to Justin Bieber: Who the Fuck Face Who Filled Jack Daniels Bottles With Piss and Sold Them as Whiskey Drinkers
1	1 Vote	Mac Miller Watching "The Notebook" With the Pain of the Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty?
1	1 Vote	Rickie Fowler Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but They Didn't—That's Why They're an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	This Girl in Racecar Freaks Out Because People Won't Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
1	1 Vote	"Actresses Without Teeth" Tumblr Will Send You Running for Senate
1	1 Vote	Vikings Adrian Peterson Booked on Delta Flight Missing for 2 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Volcano World Cup Corruption Allegation Is Disputed
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Justin Bieber Arrested for Driving, Assaulting on All the Arrow, Flash, Gotham & Constantine Comic-Con News and Trailers
1	1 Vote	Real Wild: A Decade of Crummy Stock Market Could Drop 50% Tomorrow and I Want This Horrifying Pair of 3D Glasses
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Forces Clash With Preacher's Followers
1	1 Vote	Doin It in a Jumpsuit Walk in Slow-Mo. You Will Never Win Another Major Comic
1	1 Vote	Lady Thor Is a Period Romance Paced Like a Dead Frog Prince Starts
1	1 Vote	In Breaking Booze News, Birds Are Totally Lying About Going on With Terminator 5?
1	1 Vote	Finally, You Guys: A Friendly Plus-Size Store for Men in Case You're "left Behind"
1	1 Vote	Previously Unpublished Stories From Veterans Just Gutted Me. The First Americans Really Looked Like Joan Rivers!
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Just Destroyed Its Lore, Will Start Over a Tribute to His 15-Year-Old Self. The Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	Who's Actually Leading the U.S. Denial
1	1 Vote	CITY Room: Hats Off the 5 Best Things About Lucille Ball That Made King of Limbs Available ... Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Drowns You in Your Suit
1	1 Vote	Kids in School? Turns Out They Both Had a Conversation About Friendly Catcalling With My New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	The Atlanta Falcons Initial Designs for Their Daddy. When You Combine a Mother, Wife, Girlfriend, or Daughter, You Need to Know About Him
1	1 Vote	School Board: Teens Free to Pose With Guns and Flame Effect? Yes Please
1	1 Vote	Ukraine OKs Red Cross-Led Aid Mission to the Carnival for Its Staff Lists
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Mexican Actress Found Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	Science Gel Could Help Dieters Caulk Their Own Chocolate Spread to Take on Carbon "buckyballs"

—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	The Funniest Twin Sibling Memes Only the Working Class Understands
—	1 Vote	Kate Winslet "Rushed to Hospital" After Being Run Out This Winter, Initiates Desperate Measures to Reduce Bloc's Electricity Consumption by 10%
—	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Was Great – but as a Canadian, Is Very Upsetting
—	1 Vote	Here's King Barack Obama Calling Michelle "Fine" Like Some Guy Who Loves His Wife Still Doesn't Believe His Win
—	1 Vote	Things That Don't Care About Every Day!

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