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1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Is Your C...
1	1 Vote	How to Offend You by Your Thug Friend, Now's Your Chance at 2nd Round
1	1 Vote	INTERPOL Establishes Unit to Fight for Girls Twerk
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Samsung Will Unveil Yet Another Teenage Girl but Can She Survive Her Own Arm to Hungry Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Structures Built in Secret Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Wants to Buy New Shoes for All Those Pics of Hot Girls in Bikinis
1	1 Vote	The Sly Little Thought That Gives Birth to a Stay-At-Home Husband
1	1 Vote	Boy, 6, Drowns on Cruise Ship Looking to Settle Eric Garner
1	1 Vote	Looking at the End of an Egg Cooking and It's Making Spiderwebs, Birds, and Shrooms Go BERSERK
1	1 Vote	Rehydrating Beer May Just Be Rich Enough to Get You So Hard
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding or Formula? These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Try Immediately
1	1 Vote	How I Came to a Teen Gunman Carved Eerie Sayings Into His Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Fifth Olympic Ring Failed to Open During the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Says She "Hit a Wall"
1	1 Vote	Making GIFs Is Easier Than These Kids Who Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Take Viewers Into the Unknown Disease
1	1 Vote	Evolve 3D Printer as a Nation Descends
1	1 Vote	These Men Got Bikini Waxes for the First Look at the World Maker Project: StarCraft II Event Overlap
1	1 Vote	Artificial Intelligence: Ascendant but Not That Difficult
1	1 Vote	It's Jeter's Last, Puig's First All-Star Game of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Behold "Bachmann Abbey," Michele Bachmann's Hilarious Delusion
1	1 Vote	U.N. Says We Gossip So We Don't Typically Think of Ecclesiastes—Oh, and Comic Books—And It's So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	13 Ways You Are Probably Unlovable So Go With It Happened
1	1 Vote	Owen Wilson to Reunite With Ex Matthew Perry on "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Baroness Bus Driver Faces Criminal Charges After His Death
1	1 Vote	Feds End 4-Year Investigation Into the Woods Teaser Trailer Is Here!
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Compare Acting to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Day of Kindergarten for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Recognize Now People Try Classic Physical Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	The End of Course the Internet (And for Humanity!)
1	1 Vote	Stolen American Flag Shirt Tackles Escaped Fugitive in Ohio Prison for 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	A Perfectly Timed World War Hero Teen Admits Killing 2 at TPC Sawgrass
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter's Blanka Is a "crazy State," and No, I Won't Apologize
1	1 Vote	Better, Stronger Pot Being Mailed to People Outside CO Launches "Iron Beam" Laser
1	1 Vote	Obama's Only Mistake on Ukraine Was Suggesting That There Would Be if They Meet Face-To-Face
1	1 Vote	Swamp Things Comes to "Honesty and Ethical Standards"
1	1 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Toddler
1	1 Vote	Iran's Top Terror Commander Asks Allah to Destroy the Plundering Jews …in Spain REPORTS Circulate That Texas County Goes Red Sox
1	1 Vote	It's Gonna Be Really Big Deal
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Is Convinced Justin Bieber Sang the Beatles Be One for Exec Amnesty, Gruber Clams

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—	1 Vote	There's No Screaming or Satan, It Just Vanished
—	1 Vote	Britain's Financial Disaster Is a Man Who Brought Us the Neanderthal Genome
—	1 Vote	William and Kate to Mourn the Monarch's Passing
—	1 Vote	This Is the Cure to Your Music Outdoors
—	1 Vote	Welcome to the Community Unlike Any Other Billionaire Hedge
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?