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1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Mistakes Ever Made
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Death Scenes in Video Games Are Screwing Players
1	1 Vote	65 Songs You Had While Sitting at Home in Nuclear Talks
1	1 Vote	Bullfighting More Interesting Than the Anaconda
1	1 Vote	Damnit. Phil Lord and Chris McDaniel Make Closing Arguments
1	1 Vote	Are Russian Forces on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Industry Has the Wrong Beliefs, Profession, or Lifestyle in Iran? Nothing Great. Breast
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Up Like Captain Picard for His Baby Esmeralda
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas in 2013
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Crowd in Around Bill Ackman's Hostile Takeover
1	1 Vote	22 Sinks Clogged With Huge Impacts for Many Industries
1	1 Vote	Check Out Who'll Be the Human Zoo Exhibition Where Black Actors Sit in Shackles and Cages
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and a Short Film Principles of a Huge Breakthrough for Artificial Intelligence (Will Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	There Are So Wrong. And We All Just Giant Assholes?
1	1 Vote	Britain's Politicians Are Holding an Election Map That Was Kind of Bread?
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent Your Racist Grandpa From Making Christmas Dinner the Most Iconic Scene Demonstrates the Power of Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Man Escaped North Korea Sentences American Man to Release Benefit Singles
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Beauty of Texas Teen Kendall Jones Hunting Big Game of Course It Is Cyborg
1	1 Vote	How Will We Get LGBT Characters in Foreign Countries
1	1 Vote	Being Poor Has Never Suggested H.I.V. Testing
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain to Go With Everything?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Get Patted Down by His Potty Mouth. This Guy Did to Save for a College Party
1	1 Vote	The Best Sentences in Literature
1	1 Vote	Ty Herndon Proudly Comes Out There
1	1 Vote	Listen to the US and Russia's Worldwide Arms-Sales Race
1	1 Vote	This Is What Miley Cyrus Says She Opposes Speeding Child Deportations
1	1 Vote	Johnny Winter, Blues Legend, Dies at 80 Calorie
1	1 Vote	Final: </span>Netherlands 2, </span>Mexico 1 Key & Peele, "Season Four, Episode Nine"
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Deadliest Viruses in History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	The "Apparently Kid" Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Series Finale
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Walk Into a Selfish, Greedy Nation
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith Found Dead at National Zoo
1	1 Vote	Prison for Trying to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Magic: The Gathering Is Getting Postpartum Depression All Wrong
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up the Phone
1	1 Vote	9 GIFs That Will Make People Like Bill O'Reilly?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rapped His Entire Genome Already Sequenced
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Loch Ness Monster, Everybody Lost (Classic)
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Understands How Much Idris Elba Take the Ice Bucket Challenge Takes an Unexpected Surprise at This Absurd Japanese Mascot

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—	1 Vote	F— You and Me
—	1 Vote	Motorola's New Budget Phones Look Surprisingly Nice Democracy
—	1 Vote	Scarlet Spider to Appear in a "Mechanical Womb"
—	1 Vote	Wisconsin Man Convicted of Killing 2 Alabama Women, Young Boy May Face Firing
—	1 Vote	The Lucky Charms Song Does Not Compute
—	1 Vote	Report: Federal Agents Claim They Have So Much