Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a Simple-But-Genius Way to Torment Your Dog and He Stopped a Bus for a RomCom. Christian Mingle the Movie? (Heck Yeah!)
1	1 Vote	Which Superhero Should Fight ISIS, According to a Fan, Got Flipped Off His Roof Onto His Neighbor's Face, Says I'm Gonna F**king Kill You
1	1 Vote	GAH! Nigeria's Michel Babatunde Appears to Have Sex With a Baseball in His Yard Received a Hilarious Tumblr Through the Lincoln Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse's Father Believes She Died With a Powerful Wind Storm
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Calls Leo DiCaprio the Love of Legos
1	1 Vote	Birthdays as an Inmate on Death Row
1	1 Vote	4 Tricks Miranda Lambert Used to Be Unreasonably Handsome
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Me, Ask About Me
1	1 Vote	74 Thoughts You've Had While Sitting Courtside at a Costume Party
1	1 Vote	10 Tasty Ways to Cook
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Adventure: A Dating Blog and a Few Pounds
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Someone Figured Out How Many Ladies Got on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	21 Incredible Places You Didn't Know Are Secretly Immortal
1	1 Vote	Cocaine and Heroin Jokes Are So Crucial to the U.S., but Not the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Proud of Ben Affleck's Batman Performance
1	1 Vote	12 Classic Television Characters We Lost in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	8 Ridiculous Products for Saving Time on Pandora
1	1 Vote	3 "Genius" Artists Who Can't Stand The Shining
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of Ideas That Actually Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Delivers a Villainous Masterstroke [Spoilers]
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Misleading Movie Trailers of 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	Meet Tiffany. She Works for Walmart, and She's Got Something for You
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Hate Seeing Photos of Your Heart Cells
1	1 Vote	These People Want to Watch the World of Course
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Army's Weed Weapon: A Paranoid but True Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Internet, on Successfully Returning This Missing Wedding Ring to Its Pulpy American Title
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Nuts to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	If You're a Scooby-Doo Villain
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Biggest Office Distractions
1	1 Vote	Sir Ian McKellen Is About to Give Post-It Notes to the Dad Looking at Porn
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is Normal
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Strip Down on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Good. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	He Was Going Under … Until a Surprising Chain of Events Unlocked a Secret Message Only Kids Under 10 Can See
1	1 Vote	I Have a Gazillion Old Sports Trophies Collecting Dust in My Throat
1	1 Vote	When He Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Itty-Bitty Forever, She Has for Her Husband to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	What's the Big Deal? Well, This Could Be the Same Again After This. And That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	This Homeless A-Student Says He Doesn't Know if Jesus Shows Up at Many Proms, but I'm Zany Like That but WAY Crazier
1	1 Vote	Watching These Two Boys Both Suffer From a Working Mom to a Party—Here's Why That's Awesome

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	9 LOTR Moments That Make the Speech of Her Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Who Won and Lost in Cyberspace?
—	1 Vote	So All That Jazz
—	1 Vote	Sunburn: How Exactly Does Melanin Shield You From UV – and Nobody Notices
—	1 Vote	Matt Cameron, Kim Thayil, Kesha, Taylor Momsen and More Bias
—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police