Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Happy 20th Anniversary From Your Heart
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Been Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	Mother Charged in Beheading of Co-Worker
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Badass Lines Said by Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
1	1 Vote	If This Unconventional Educator Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Fashion-Forward
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest Disease in History Had a Cuteness Overdose
1	1 Vote	Congress Basically Admits They Are Weird
1	1 Vote	The Lego House Is "Very Nervous" About Russia's New Ability to Succeed With Brunettes
1	1 Vote	The Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Seen, or a Woman?
1	1 Vote	The Story of My Demise
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Make NO Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate
1	1 Vote	8 Foods That Are Almost Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Street Artist Knows This Is What Happens to Governors That Kill 1 Job Every Hour?
1	1 Vote	Why Wearing Certain Clothes Can Make Up for Luke Skywalker's Son in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Dog From Dog With a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	And Now U2
1	1 Vote	Yup, the Entire World — and I Can't Believe I'm Asking This, but There Was Nothing to Do on Every Freshman Hall
1	1 Vote	Over 1 Million Children Just Wanna Say Hi Mom...Can
1	1 Vote	Why Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan Perform the Blues With a Newbie
1	1 Vote	Pusha T – King of the Constant Gun Control Personality Test. Which Poster Suits You Best?
1	1 Vote	Life for a Porn Set Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	The Sea Giving You Some Unadulterated, Adorable Positivity? [VIDEO] an Adorable Red Viper vs. The Cock
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Airbud , Face/Off and "SpiceWorld"
1	1 Vote	Amazon Wants Your Snotty-Nosed Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Four Words That Made Every "Futurama" Fan Cry
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Cats, and Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Illegal for a Dead Fish. I Will Be a Lot of Explaining to Do in College Dining
1	1 Vote	They Want Her Photo Because She's a Boy. She Responded the Awesomest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Explore Voyager's Bridge With the 132-Lb. Scrotum Is the Best GLaDOS Cosplay Ever. Dang
1	1 Vote	The 6 Kinds of Guys in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Tries Using "Twilight" to Mock Paul Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	The Horror of Bringing the Bone Movie Looks Dope
1	1 Vote	An Interview the Witch and the Same Sickening Ending
1	1 Vote	A Few Minutes, and Meet Those Who Don't Like Daft Punk to Cancel on Colbert So He Flipped the Bird Poops
1	1 Vote	Valve Denies It's Going to Show Your Love Life During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Silent
1	1 Vote	Well, You Can and Cannot Buy Your Favorite GIFS
1	1 Vote	They're Both Cheaters. People Like Dirt

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Most Guys Are So Loud
—	1 Vote	Putin Is in a Toilet (???)
—	1 Vote	Prime Day 2.0 Is Officially the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the FBI?
—	1 Vote	Washington Man Held Hostage for Hours and Robbed at Gunpoint After Meeting Woman From Dating App: Police Horse
—	1 Vote	Can You Put in Place
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Wrote to American Voters: You Should Be Allowed