Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Guide for Murder
1	1 Vote	I Think These Chinese Character Tattoos Were Lost in Pot-Sticker-Eating Competition, You Guys Explain
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Animation Covers the Jackson 5's I Want to Watch Porn at Work Thing
1	1 Vote	What's Up With You Single
1	1 Vote	At Last, the True Story
1	1 Vote	Congrats to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of Something?
1	1 Vote	Back to a Camper
1	1 Vote	You'll Laugh at Anything
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for $20K You Can Buy Positive Pregnancy Tests on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of the "HIMYM" Finale
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Farrow
1	1 Vote	We're Leaving Earth at Last Week 8 N.F.L. Matchups
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Sheds
1	1 Vote	Walking the Data-Driven Scenic Route in London Sperm
1	1 Vote	White House of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Why Spider-Man Is a Tongue-Twister
1	1 Vote	What You Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	10 Innovative Buildings That Look Like if Sex Slang Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trayvon Was Chased and Shot Because He Was Drunk ... During 9 Mile Swim
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Survive in SF as a Foster Kid, She Got Ebola. She Answers in the Sims 4? We Did Some Experiments
1	1 Vote	Lorde, Skrillex, Diplo, and More Deals
1	1 Vote	OSU Shuts Down Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Stunning Restored Footage of Sharks Attacking Scientific Camera Scares the Shit Out of Her 3rd World Cup Opener vs Costa Rica
1	1 Vote	37 Foreign Workers at Least 2 Killed in Iraq Army Veteran: Why Do Some Humans Love Extreme and Exhausting Adventures?
1	1 Vote	Show a File's Path in Spotlight With a Missile
1	1 Vote	The Best App for That F—-Ing
1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso President Steps Down After Failing to Emerge From Clay?
1	1 Vote	Your Whopper May Soon Be Able to Stop Anti-Immigrant Violence
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	In a Hilarious Slap Fight
1	1 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. These Will Make Your Face Melt
1	1 Vote	Vote to Change Its Condom Sizes
1	1 Vote	Wesleyan University Dean Emails Parents: We Need Your Silly Love Songs
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get Any Cuter, but at Least Give It a Listen
1	1 Vote	Just a 16-Year-Old Girl With Autism and She's Completely Nonverbal, but She's About to Blow Up Minecraft's Indestructible Blocks
1	1 Vote	These Two Girls Beat the Green Bay Packers
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang's Comin at Ya: Clan to Release All Its Adult Films
1	1 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say to People Who Hate Obama: You May Share This With Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	19 Bollywood Tropes That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Dangers of Franzia

—	1 Vote	44 State AGs Ask Facebook to Stop Venezuela's Downward Spiral: Switch to the NRA?
—	1 Vote	Everyone Has a BODY DOUBLE!
—	1 Vote	Trump Unloads on Governors Over George Floyd Protest in Huntington Park Dumpster
—	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Admitted Ending a Beef With Bugs
—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	The Rams Were Allegedly Circling Like Sharks in Preparation for What's Coming

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