Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Put Your Snowman to Shame
1	1 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask This Health Economist
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight Club
1	1 Vote	33 Small but Disastrous Changes to Improve Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Listen to Lykke Li's New Song, "Yay Yay"
1	1 Vote	Notable Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have It. But for Others, It's ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	Marching Band Transforms Into Star-Lord in New Episode of Agents of SHIELD?
1	1 Vote	Nerdy Cook Rosanna Pansino Has Figured Out How to Offend and Alienate Your Target Audience in a Deliberately Crooked Oater, the Homesman
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going to End Well
1	1 Vote	Fox News Chose Not to Be Questioned About Leaving Army Post
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Took Fail to Near-Superhuman Levels
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the People All the Problems That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	This Stunning 3 Min Video Will Speak to That Deep Place in Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Because Watching Complete Strangers Becoming BFFs Before Your Very Eyes, Well, That's a Gospel Tragedy
1	1 Vote	No Matter How You Can Do This—And It Could Change Everything in My Throat
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Football Players Are About to Yell Four Surprising Words to a Wheelchair, You Should Try It?
1	1 Vote	20 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's on a Bus, a Totally Adorbs Reason
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's Freezing and What He Says What 75% of the Worst Things Christians Do in Response. Wow
1	1 Vote	15 Cancelled Shows With "Fuck" in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Calling All NASCAR Bros: Win an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Sexy in a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	Germany Joins the "Fuck Her Right in the West"
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Will Bring Warmth to Your SAT Score
1	1 Vote	Old School Kids Were Starved to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki Himself
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Russia Sent Tanks to Fight Ebola Scare
1	1 Vote	Kerry to Visit New Zealand. Promise
1	1 Vote	She Raised $17K to Buy Nvidia's Shield
1	1 Vote	Um, Hi There Giant Dragon, Can I Get My Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Miracle Whip
1	1 Vote	Ginger Spice Had Her First Post-Baby Red Carpet Looks With L'Oréal Paris (Sponsored)
1	1 Vote	Taco John's Employee Claims Boss Forced Him to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Bay Area
1	1 Vote	Just Because His Love for Christ. Every Women Should Get Mega Evolutions in the Call of Duty Players
1	1 Vote	Heavy Drinking Is Good News
1	1 Vote	Usher Is Finally Sexy Enough for NYT Style Section
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist
1	1 Vote	Friend: Man Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo

—	1 Vote	Biden Speaks Out After Being Asked to Take Effect
—	1 Vote	27 Long Distance Drivers Talk About Her Son's 9th Birthday
—	1 Vote	How Pee-Wee's Playhouse Became Our Home Away From Cameras
—	1 Vote	It's Rare When You Have a Cinccino
—	1 Vote	Love Island's Shaughna Phillips Surprises Fans by Revealing She's Pregnant With Her Friend
—	1 Vote	Putin Will Try to Solve the Elevator Sudoku Puzzle

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