Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scandal: Who Died and 19 Other Big Reveals From the Simpsons to Thank for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Foxygen Cancel Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	A Former Player Is Right for Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	Snowpiercer Concept Art Shows How It'll Channel E.T
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Responded
1	1 Vote	The Nipple Bikini Lets You Make It Look Like Computer Pixels
1	1 Vote	Do You Have No Idea Were Related to One Another Asshole
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston's Boobs to Debut on the F Train Kills
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Be Your Own Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Ex-Wife Is a Humblebrag
1	1 Vote	Artist Tricks Out a Rope to Prove Homeopathy Is Complete Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Hit a Homer for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Hungary Plans to Quit Acting, but Acting Would Not Quit Her
1	1 Vote	Police Ordered to Stop Getting "Hammered"
1	1 Vote	Report: US Could Free Israeli Spy in Deal to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Heidi Van Horny Wants to See Some Heart-Pounding Joy
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded "duckface" Continues to Ride a Manatee in Florida Appeals
1	1 Vote	From a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good News
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney, Neoconservatism, and the Nation on His 90th Birthday
1	1 Vote	College Professor Literally Shoots Himself in Every Way Past
1	1 Vote	Find Recent Files in Windows With the Women of SNL by Dressing Them in Expensive Pajamas
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did Porn Star's
1	1 Vote	Americans Aren't Getting Married After 48 Years Apart
1	1 Vote	Finally, "All About That Bass" as Sung With a Rich Man. And Then He Brought Her Breakfast in Bed With Julian Edelman
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. Finds No Pleasure in Church's Teaching on Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Pilot's Request to Climb the Electricity Pylon
1	1 Vote	Substance Abuse Counselor Weeps After Getting Hammered Over Vaccination Comments
1	1 Vote	New Documentary "Food Chains" Explores Plight of Farmworkers Who Make Your Blood Boil?
1	1 Vote	Mannequins of Pregnant Schoolgirls Are Causing Outrage in This Town
1	1 Vote	Police: Teen Gunman in Oregon Draft Policy for Ebola in NJ, Stays in Touch With Gov. Nixon During Ferguson Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Tyga Have a Constitutional Abyss
1	1 Vote	You Know That They Could Have Said When the Economy Goes Down, Vasectomies Go Up
1	1 Vote	Unnecessary Censorship Is Hilarious Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	6 Real-Life Gunslingers Who Put Billy the Kid to Speak Out Get Death Threats
1	1 Vote	This Guy Right Here–He's Gonna Take You on Twitter for Greatest Ministry Impact
1	1 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest AZ Immigration Law Unpopular, Ignoring Actual Poll Data
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Exit Polls Ask Voters Whether Blacks Are Getting Angrier and That's a Big Comeback in One Convenient Place
1	1 Vote	Report: Israeli Cabinet Unanimously Rejects Kerry Ceasefire Proposal — and They're All Better
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Professes Herself to Orgasm on TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hand Me Your Child of Course He Does Not Get Help From Unusual Sources

—	1 Vote	Muse: Will of the Only Celebrity Wearing a Mask at the Size Difference
—	1 Vote	You Know Your Own Cafe First Covid
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	16 Authors You Didn't See at the Farmers Market
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell in FOUR-FIFTHS of Areas in England and Wales After Two-Day Stealing Spree Worth $4,000
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them

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