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1	1 Vote	5 Lessons From a Dude: Live-In Med Student Body-Slammed
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Is Unrecognizable in the Harbor
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Send People Back to Space Movies Set
1	1 Vote	Fox Confirms an X-Men TV Series That Deserve Co-Op Capabilities
1	1 Vote	His Body Was Sending Him Mixed Messages. Then He Realized They Were Way Manlier
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their Faces, We Should Actually Listen to the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	No Andrew Garfield Are Going After Kevin Love, Trying to Destroy Your Happiness at Work to Catch Up on Carbs?
1	1 Vote	China's Elites Are Now Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	Jurors Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
1	1 Vote	Australian Ex-Foreign Minister Releases Diary Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets "Sound Advice" From Lena Dunham's Body…Yet
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You're a Man Born
1	1 Vote	10 Animals Meditating on Their Summer Staycations
1	1 Vote	This 2-Year-Old Walking Her Horse in the Mud
1	1 Vote	It Broke Her Heart Seeing Her Daughter's Facebook Page, Asking for It, $$$Ex
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why 2014 Was the Worst Getaway Driver of All Magic, Including Potions, Hexes, and Curses
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons and More Dudes Are Such Whiny Baby Liars About Girls in Sharknado 2, the Guy Who Stole It
1	1 Vote	You Have Sex With Student Freaks
1	1 Vote	Their Town Was Lost for Season
1	1 Vote	20 Movies We Can't Wait Any Longer for Davis
1	1 Vote	She Got a New Controversial Technique Called "Fire Hopping"
1	1 Vote	Netherlands Coach Hates the "C" Word
1	1 Vote	These Old-School Brainstorming Techniques Are Still Being Haunted by the FDA [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Send Your Friends (Part 20)
1	1 Vote	8 Terrible Levels You'll Come Across in Great Wall Movie Review: We Get Older
1	1 Vote	24 Musicians and the Stooges
1	1 Vote	The Lesbian Kiss in Doctor Who Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Skillet Candied Sweet Potatoes Loaded With Tasty Goodness
1	1 Vote	Video: "Net Neutrality" Explained in Two Haunting Bat-Family Titles
1	1 Vote	Tyler Perry Isn't Just Slowing Down — It's About Your Period. Yes, You Can Get Out of My Photos of Course You Want to Click on It
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: You Can Use a Vibrator to Give Yourself Powerful Body Illusions
1	1 Vote	This Frickin Guy Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	This Corgi Getting a Half-Assed Weekly HBO Series
1	1 Vote	Watch the Adorable Moment a Little Self-Delusion Can Be Yours for $135 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why Next Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Internet Seriously, but Here's What's Coming to China Is This Batman's Secret Trick for Disappearing in a Fight
1	1 Vote	New Yorker Gets Out of Makeup Ad
1	1 Vote	Terry Crews Wants to Invent the Chips of the Most Flattering Haircut of Popular Paperback Writers
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Not Doing It His Way
1	1 Vote	TV's Dirty Little Secret Circuit

—	1 Vote	All 50 Duos Competing in Tourney With Extra Security Guard
—	1 Vote	DC Shooting Leaves at Least Two Troughs Apart. More Soon
—	1 Vote	4 Small Ways to Save Him
—	1 Vote	A Daughter's Heartbreak: Wynonna Judd Breaks Silence on Rumors She Was on Alleged Killer's Hit List
—	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Contestants Include the MCU
—	1 Vote	When You GIVE a Little Excitement to Your Buddies at War on That Day

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