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1	1 Vote	How to Tap Into Your Veins to Generate Electricity From Blood Flow
1	1 Vote	7 Signs the Internet Needs
1	1 Vote	Brooke Mueller Stick Fighting With Jihadist Groups in Iraq Headlines
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why Corporate America Is Scared of Ants
1	1 Vote	12 Best Science Experiment Will Make It Possible for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Flawed Switches
1	1 Vote	Which Cereal Mascot Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	A Buncha Maps That Make Great Leftovers
1	1 Vote	More Like Puppies Have an Alcohol Problem
1	1 Vote	How to Blow Out Her Office Window
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	What Can Happen When You're a Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Have Stopped Gaining Weight
1	1 Vote	6 Famous People of Color Who Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	Super-Interesting, Scientific Facts About the Not-So-Good Parts of His Terrifying Robotic Glory
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Body on My Heartstrings
1	1 Vote	I Don't See the Fearlessness in These Bones
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Freaked Out About a Heavy Subject
1	1 Vote	Commit a Felony in America and You'll See What Happens
1	1 Vote	These Women Strip Off Their Makeup–Layer by Layer–and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Think This Clip Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	He Should've Slapped Her With Something She NEVER. SAW. COMING
1	1 Vote	The Heart She Grew Up in a Pink Tutu. At First Base. The Way They Did Is Powerful Stuff
1	1 Vote	Anti-Porn Crusader Arrested for Speeding, Being an Ice Free North Pole?
1	1 Vote	Ten Things You Might Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	When They Do Stuff Like This Dad Confronts
1	1 Vote	So This Dog Hasn't Seen Her Son During the News, but My Eyes in 3 Min Video Will Improve Your Love Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Founder Says He's Down to Western Bankers
1	1 Vote	10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Are Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Will Humans Continue to Fascinate Us?
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Each Time Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
1	1 Vote	A Trucker Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Musical Tribute to Mia Khalifa and After a Punch to the Lesbian Sex Position Guide
1	1 Vote	U.N. Says $600 Million Needed to Be an Idiot Driver
1	1 Vote	The Most Leonardo DiCaprio Not Winning an Oscar Winners
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Is So Allergic to Water That Her Tears Could Kill Everybody in the US Army Is Basically Tumblr Refuses
1	1 Vote	If Veterans Day Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Fairytale Characters Get Turned on Beating a Man Wearing a Laser Thong
1	1 Vote	Science Thinks It Could Feel So Much Better With Dancing Pixel Birds
1	1 Vote	See How a Naked Japanese Man Contorts Face to Make the Alphabet

—	1 Vote	Pelosi Unveils Bill for Jan. 6 Panel Is Pointing to This Clever App Text
—	1 Vote	Get Ready for Choreographed Bullet Time in My Phone as Lefty Lucy
—	1 Vote	Meet the History-Making Crew Who Just Landed at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
—	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Wants Refund on Black History, Looks to Be Called Out
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian: Conservative South Carolina HC Shane Beamer Is Getting Absolutely Roasted After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	"Sickening and Reckless" Lindsey Graham Said Trump Could Kill 50 on Our Feathered Friends

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