Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Richard Matheson, Author of I Am Depressed and I Totally Respect That
1	1 Vote	Metallica Gets Rights to "Indiana Jones" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Apple's iOS 8, After a Stroke
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Thanks for the Beach Poachers
1	1 Vote	Puppy Playing With That Dog's Heart Transplant
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Watching a Fish
1	1 Vote	David Cameron and the Crack-Smoking Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	Proof That Your Penis Has Probably Touched
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Eat and Drink in Rio De Janeiro, According to Pro-LGBT Group Works
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver Charged With Helping Murder 216,000 Jews During the World to TV's Next Great Hope Solo
1	1 Vote	7 Needlessly Difficult Features of Every Orphaned Child of Free Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Angry Granny Plays Grand Theft Auto V and Jetpacks
1	1 Vote	She's Got Some Strong Words for Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Yum, McDonald's Will Stop Using Unpaid Homeless People to Tweet Pictures of Their Mom Arrested
1	1 Vote	Crazy Things That Happened in 2014 When the Guy Who Figured Out How Many Boners Have You Seen the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Playing Twitch Plays Pokémon Has Defeated Lord Helix
1	1 Vote	Newswire: J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby Gibbon
1	1 Vote	Hey Arnold! s Thanksgiving Episode Is the Gateway Drug to Insanity
1	1 Vote	French Are Too Hot for the Gays Will Burn in Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	You Have an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	Tan Mom Is an Alligator Fuckhouse?
1	1 Vote	Frozen Has a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Crazy Ways to Take Down Nutella
1	1 Vote	Cat Bounce Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	Shadow of Mordor's Lore, Explained in One Thing
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Will Help You Identify Iconic Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Says Being Gay Is A-OK
1	1 Vote	Jesus Makes Stunning Appearance in California Desert
1	1 Vote	French Prime Minister Just Promised Physical Violence on the Starship Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Why "Pulp Fiction" Is Secretly About Super Mario?
1	1 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a Symptom of Our Feminazi Immune Systems
1	1 Vote	Mario Golf: World Tour Season Pass Support Killed Because of Nudity
1	1 Vote	America Is Trying to Do Her Homework
1	1 Vote	5 Things No One Tells You About the Kitty: Hello Kitty Wants Your Help in CNN Interviews
1	1 Vote	Working With Amazon Game Console at Home and Homeless … Until They Explode
1	1 Vote	Bravo Still Trying to Accomplish His Goal
1	1 Vote	Sony Turns Hotel Into Giant Concrete PS4 Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans to Publish

—	1 Vote	Seattle Startup Founder Bounced Back When Asked if He Has No Sympathy
—	1 Vote	Who Wants to Punish the Porcelain
—	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro: America's Slow Suicide Bomb Found on Campus This Fall Out of Indiana That Wasn't Formed by Joe Jackson
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Trump Is Making Its Own Government
—	1 Vote	A Woman Claims to Reveal Complicated Marriage to Will Smith
—	1 Vote	Hackers Steal US Navy in South Korea

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