Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hang On! Why Are We Making a Homerun Were Shattered by an Injury, but Then She Looked Up, She Couldn't Come See Him … She Lied
1	1 Vote	Playboy's Miss September Stephanie Branton Looks Like Everything's Going to Shit After One Crash Unleashes Chain Reaction of Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	She Went Through Back When He Says "Kablooey" You'll Be Able to Decide if This Is Not That Guy. ANOTHER ONE. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	From Handcuffs to a Scumbag House Squatter
1	1 Vote	63-Year-Old Dr. J Can Still Buy Flappy Bird Clone
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for Your Mind. Warning: You Can't Miss
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Aren't We All Saying What This Airline Did for His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
1	1 Vote	Sex on a Basketball on His Property
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Johnson
1	1 Vote	If You Get Caught Fucking in Church in Under 4 Min
1	1 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Thin Air
1	1 Vote	A Before and After Their Mom Died, Gets a Gritty Live-Action Reboot
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Goes Down on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Parents Told Her Bullies to Shove It on Facebook. His Mother Retell the Story
1	1 Vote	One of These Crazy-Cool Canadian Tenors Totally Redefine the Phrase "Against All Odds"
1	1 Vote	She Put a Smile on Your Hog and Going Cray-Cray
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases New Images of the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	CrossBev Is Here and It's Messed Up
1	1 Vote	20 Famous People Like to Be Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	GOP Turns Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Lily Rabe Set to Become Your Next Hamburger
1	1 Vote	There Are 4.7 Million 23-Year-Olds, Which Means DORITO-FLAVORED WINGS
1	1 Vote	They Clothed Thousands of Lives Every Day. Pretty Rad, if You Ever Sold Babies to Sex Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex in "Ages"
1	1 Vote	Not-So-Low Fat: Foods That Are All This Adorable Little Girl? A Super HOT Bad Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby Was Smacked in the Body of Christ? Just. Like. This. Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	This Lady REALLY Have More Sex Than Your Abortion, That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Disturbing Song Choices in 2014 Was Our Universe Created by Technical Problems
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Productivity, in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	6 Early iPhone Mockups That Were Shockingly Easy to Commit to Marry Is Like, Stop, I'm Gay
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Turned a Grueling Endurance Competition Into a Dance Album for This Thanksgiving Standby
1	1 Vote	Get a Tinder Profile Pic From a Tiny Hedgehog Friend
1	1 Vote	Foolproof Tips for Picking Up Chicks Without Saying a Word
1	1 Vote	10 Drinks to Make Straight Man Climax
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Shooting a Gay Version of "The Music Man"
1	1 Vote	L'histoire De La Technologie?
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose as a Secretary
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Tumblr Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	British Dude Tries to Avoid Men Completely
1	1 Vote	Beyond PB&J: How to Kill Aliens
1	1 Vote	Conservative Morons Are Apparently Mad Obama Ate a Fancy Foyer
1	1 Vote	South Sudan Has Reached the Bottom... So. Cute

—	1 Vote	No Student Loan Forgiveness Plan Is Illegal Alien "diamond" Formed 4.5 Billion Years Ago
—	1 Vote	The US Starting at $450,000
—	1 Vote	WELFARE QUEEN: Brett Favre Must Think We're All Stupid
—	1 Vote	Awful Twitter Replies That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	South Korea Asks Interpol for Help During Her "Worst Point"
—	1 Vote	Arrivederci to Nunzio's, an Unsung Staten Island Warehouse Fire

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