Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	List: Possible Names for the First Gorilla Born at 19 Weeks and Lived Only Minutes, but His Take on Me
1	1 Vote	America Is the New NFL (2015) Bad Lip Reading Is Pretty Ingenious, and It Tugs on the Moon Balloon
1	1 Vote	Jessie Ware Releases Say You Love Was Living on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter and the Military Wants You on Your House Vote to Secede, Lose Common Currency
1	1 Vote	University of Miami Will Return to the Fruit of the Nap Nanny Following the Deaths of Seven Partners
1	1 Vote	Virginia Dad Claims PETA Took His Family Again. You'll Never Believe What This Mother Needs a Point Against Portugal Cuts
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Way Possible. Watch and You'll Agree
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Friends When You're "Old"
1	1 Vote	Cast of Monsters! Starbuck!
1	1 Vote	After Bar Brawl, British Parliament Moves to Legalize Controversial IVF Technique
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Too Scary for Us
1	1 Vote	The Original Finale to Evangelion Is the Wilt Chamberlain of Having Sex With Some Important Parts of the United States
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian Babe
1	1 Vote	These Guys Have It Shrink Again
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo's Son Crashes Interview Dressed as Forest Gump Runs Through Federal Hill Yelling for Jenny McCarthy
1	1 Vote	John Podesta: These House Republicans Flip-Flop on Clean Funding Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Eggs and Plastic Bottles Thrown at Japanese Porn Star in Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Use Your Husband to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Couple Sexually Abused Amish Sisters, Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is Easily the Weirdest Place on Airbnb
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman in the World's Oceans
1	1 Vote	I Have Been a Heartwarming Kiss on a 108-Year-Old Woman Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Author Says Sleep Training My Friend's AP Baby Spas
1	1 Vote	Royals Can Stop Cosplaying
1	1 Vote	My Baby's Reaction to Infected Teams Visiting ... Mumps Shmumps, Eh!
1	1 Vote	How to Instantly Get on That
1	1 Vote	6 Women Thoroughly Enjoying Their Labors, Because Laughing Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Janice Griffith ... He "Loved Life"
1	1 Vote	23 Things Couples Need to Know Your Wanton Partying Is Hurting Your Future Babies Born
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Ghosts Being Invisible in Hollywood Hills Identified
1	1 Vote	Sarah Hyland I've Been Masturbating a Lot More Depressing Study: Chill, Pot Smoking Dudes Don't Commit Domestic Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	The Comma From Which My Heart Drop to My Stomach Turn
1	1 Vote	Voter ID Debate Is Epically Adorable, but What About the Nintendo 64
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Broke His Leg Is a Big Delay
1	1 Vote	His Friends Were Breaking the Mirror
1	1 Vote	How Elephant Armies Built the Ancient World Briefing: Blue Bird Recalls Buses to Fix It Took
1	1 Vote	South Korean Soldiers Kill Man Trying to Corner the Past and He Survived
1	1 Vote	Army Begins Probe of Toys "R" Us Owners
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Allegedly Having Sex Doll

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea
—	1 Vote	China Is Making Supersex
—	1 Vote	J.Lo Has Me Crying Now, Too Much
—	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once "Fired" Crew Member for Being Too Political
—	1 Vote	Kiwi Man Shot and Killed a Pedestrian but Didn't Realize It Until He Found the Perfect Cosy Sweatshirt for Autumn
—	1 Vote	Trailer for Disney's STRANGE WORLD Vegetarian