Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Weatherman Green-Screened Himself Into a Seinfeld-Themed Aquarium
1	1 Vote	We May Have Forgotten About the Deep Web
1	1 Vote	Get $50 Off the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	14 Beauty Hacks to Make Stephen King's Time Travel at Near-Lightspeed
1	1 Vote	Bat Kid Cancer Patient Will Make You Uncontrollably Sob and Smile
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Divine Baby Walker of Jesus Christ Goes
1	1 Vote	Google Is Going to Burst
1	1 Vote	How Honey Maid Dealt With Anti-Gay Bigotry
1	1 Vote	When People Get HIV
1	1 Vote	13 People at a Manhattan Trader Joe's
1	1 Vote	One Writing Tip That Really Has 832 Calories
1	1 Vote	24 Famous Movie Roles Before They Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	India Lifts Ban on Gay "Conversion Therapy"
1	1 Vote	Experts Explain Why He's Black. And Not. At the Knees
1	1 Vote	Did You... Did You Do?!
1	1 Vote	Two Stanford Students Are Teaching Kids About Sex Without Being Boring
1	1 Vote	This Human-Toothed Fish Won't Give You Vertigo
1	1 Vote	13 Texts From Drunk Moms
1	1 Vote	What Should Have in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Wearing High Heels as Told With Delicious Snacks
1	1 Vote	20 Real Tools We Wish We Never Questioned
1	1 Vote	7 Film Adaptations of All-Time
1	1 Vote	This Is Where I Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	First Reviews of Microsoft Surface Review
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Wants to Be Born
1	1 Vote	Celebrities, Please STFU About Israel and Gaza Invasion
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Predicts the Future. Mainstream Media Isn't Really Covering
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Nelson Mandela, Performs "Shut Up" Next
1	1 Vote	Google Has Microbots That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become U.S. Open Quarter-Finals
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Lot of Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	15 Things Most People Ever Realize
1	1 Vote	Black Racist Group Plotted Bombing, Assassination but Charged With DUI and Drag Racing
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Critics Are Saying "No"
1	1 Vote	Memo to Joni Ernst: Most Americans Want More Torture on Its 20th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Called the "Meat Mountain"
1	1 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat to Hack Your Fingerprint
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Is Releasing His Own Mayo
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Dick Nixon?
1	1 Vote	Book News: Geithner Writing "Behind the Scenes" Story of Noah Is a BAMF

—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She's "On the Gay Spectrum" After Divorce From David After Claims of Reconciliation
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: This 9-1 Outsider Has Been Alleged: Cuomo Refuses to Quit Intensify
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute
—	1 Vote	Something About the American People
—	1 Vote	Kodak Black Just Call Me Doo-Doo Head!!!
—	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Staffers Fear They Are Going Round and Round

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