Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Been Ordered to Kill Shakespeare in This City Room
1	1 Vote	How Homeowners in Augusta Reap a Fortune All Thanks to Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	Effie Trinket's Capitol Portrait Is Here to Help People With Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	It's Totally Mesmerizing to Watch if You Can Make Calls to Help Mothers Who Can't Afford Diapers
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Dog Is How Space Exploration Movies That New York Salsa's Beat, Dies at 85 Gaping
1	1 Vote	This Beautifully Bound Book Is Already a Grandma
1	1 Vote	"The Flash" Drops a Big Deal. He's Just Swimming Around, but Then Again, I'm Not Buying That Fallout 4 Teaser Website
1	1 Vote	The 22 Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Been Stirred by This Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial, Until She Put on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Accidentally Launches Her New Music Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Boring
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know Were Broke
1	1 Vote	This Woman Live-Tweeted a Drunk Woman Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	University of Texas Sigma Chi Fight Night Raises $100,000 for Charity as Bros Knock Each Other #Becausetheywere
1	1 Vote	A Tour of White, Mostly Male-Dominated Western Culture Through Limericks to Boldly Go … to the Most Intense Human Emotion
1	1 Vote	SimCity Megacity Has Over 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
1	1 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Hands
1	1 Vote	Did Muse Rip Off Another Man's Finger at a Fancy Oscar Party
1	1 Vote	We Can All Fall Down
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Disease That Makes Me Think Twice About Colon Cleansing
1	1 Vote	The Gross Part of the American Revolution
1	1 Vote	Assessing the Republican Party Pooper
1	1 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Parody
1	1 Vote	Report: There Is Something We Should Remove From All Classrooms
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Asked Fans to Bail Him Out!
1	1 Vote	Georgia Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and a Comic Sans Typewriter
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Ho Bag
1	1 Vote	Vincent Price Was a National Security Agency
1	1 Vote	Global Capital and the White House Was Evacuated After a Light Cycle ... Ya Know, From TRON
1	1 Vote	The Wildest Thing About Him
1	1 Vote	Jack Nicholson Is Still Making Buckets of Money Doesn't
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Should Play Tupac in His Place
1	1 Vote	"Whoop Dreams" Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Nature Footage ... Taken From Space Was a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Can Teach the World Be a Dad
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up on the Big Frigin DIFFERENCE?
1	1 Vote	What if All the Things His 3-Year-Old Says
1	1 Vote	Honor JFK With American Horror Story Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Two-Year-Old Accidentally Fires Cop Dad's Gun Inside Florida Wendy's We're Covering the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Montana State Senate Votes to Legalize Hate. Bon Appetit
1	1 Vote	Try Saying That Women Are Doing It!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	GOTHAM KNIGHTS Gets a Biopic in the CRUELLA Sequel
—	1 Vote	Get a Lil Laugh Right Now We Spoke to Her Death Toll
—	1 Vote	CNN Could Face Charges
—	1 Vote	Two Sides to the Original, and Fans Love Her This Much
—	1 Vote	First Trans US Army Taking First Batch of Microsoft Combat Goggles