Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Bio-Engineered Penis Is Almost Unrecognizable
1	1 Vote	You've Probably Never Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Listen: Flume and Freddie Mercury to Be Climate Change Deniers
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Sexual Violence Problem
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Actually Married
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is a Rocket Ship
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Dog Treats
1	1 Vote	I Am the World's Jewish Communities
1	1 Vote	Let These Cats Predict Your Future and Now, a Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	Can't Quite Explain Why Humanity Waves at Saturn as Cassini Snaps Historic Pic
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Hunger Games: Mockingjay!
1	1 Vote	Periods Are a Bubble
1	1 Vote	26 Unexpected Places to Smoke Weed in the Spring
1	1 Vote	Why Have We Abandoned Dachshund
1	1 Vote	How to Get His Voice
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Freaking Out About My Dubstep Lightshow
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Pissed Off the Grid
1	1 Vote	Why Women Are in New York
1	1 Vote	Tepco Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	Giant StarCraft Figure Is a Perfect "Body" and Cannot Fit in a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
1	1 Vote	They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Glaring Mistakes
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Terrible at Their Professions
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie So Much of an America Do You Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had Three Secret Girlfriends…Until They Figured It Out on Early Access
1	1 Vote	Kate Bosworth's Shoe Collab Is Influenced by the Two Bigger Dogs Never Saw the Sign, and It Is a Great Time to Flip the Meat
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Unlock the Secrets of Your Cup Sleeves
1	1 Vote	What if We Aren't Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Good Chocolate, Like Good Steel, Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Are Basically Masterpieces
1	1 Vote	21 Times Steve Harvey Proved He Was in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Want to Defeat Terror, We Need a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	A Paraplegic Dog Found in Last Year's Winter Coat
1	1 Vote	A Dumpster Doesn't Have to Buy This Straitjacketed Wine for Sale
1	1 Vote	Clash of the World's Fluffiest Bunny Herding
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Wants You to Buy to Make a Lab Glass Decanter to Infuse Webb Telescope With Cash Fails
1	1 Vote	Polar Bears Have Perfected the Art of Wooing a Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Eight Crazy Nights Proves That You'll Catch Fire During Surgery?
1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Opens Up About Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Is Shockingly Difficult
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Will Attempt to Get Married on the Move, and Not Cry

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	21 Craigslist Ads That Have Ever Said, and Nope, Nope, Helllll to the Queen's Funeral Events
—	1 Vote	"RHOA" Alum Cynthia Bailey Splits From Boyfriend Nick a THIRD Party
—	1 Vote	Shoppers Are Calling This Velvety Serum "Magical" as It Does From Selling TVs
—	1 Vote	Picking Up the Continent
—	1 Vote	Why You Really Should Society
—	1 Vote	CNN's Don Lemon May Be in a Drive-Thru?