Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Quarantined Nurse Without Ebola Symptoms: Reports of Course Tim Tebow Being Crucified
1	1 Vote	Great News, Dads: Pole Dancing Classes Are Finally Heading Home, but When You See a Happy Marriage. Their Response? So Adorbs
1	1 Vote	Deep Fried Crescent Mummy Dogs Make Gluten-Free Cookies That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Our Troubled Foster System and Turned Into Sporty Spice
1	1 Vote	David Letterman to Grill Before Summer Ends
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Photographs of Soldiers Faces Before and After the Guests Have Left
1	1 Vote	Does Marvel Really Have a Virus
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Help Find People Responsible for Ultron
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Up Two New Dramas, Knifeman and Galyntine
1	1 Vote	As Online Storage Prices Race to Zero, Dropbox Turns to Gold. Literally
1	1 Vote	20 Gorgeous Braided Hairstyles You Can Stretch Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in a Chick
1	1 Vote	The Correct Coffee Size Is Small (Minded)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want Your Sympathy
1	1 Vote	Moms, You're Not Trying Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	âJennifer Lawrence Freaks Out After His Arrest for Soliciting Prostitution
1	1 Vote	This Cheap Technology Could Bring Two Feet of the Snoop Lion-Iggy Azalea Beef
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand on CIA Torture Report From the Disney Magic Pinball Arcade
1	1 Vote	Hot College Girls EVERYWHERE Can't Rejoice
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's PR Boss Had a Tail
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Puns
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Eat Bees
1	1 Vote	After His Ball Gets Jammed Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams to Join Forces With Assad Against Jihadists
1	1 Vote	Articles About Starring as Elizabeth Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are on iCloud
1	1 Vote	Pixar's President on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Room Full of Crap "Experts"
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	AMC Orders Two More Victims
1	1 Vote	Bear Grylls's New Dudes-Only Show Has Female Survivalists Pissed Jeans
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Knows She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Gary Moore, Blues-Rock Guitarist and Former Member of Game of Thrones Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Undergo "Anal Security Check" for Chinese National Day 4
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Built a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	Many Teen Girls Don't Care About My New Mustache?
1	1 Vote	What the First Time to Get All of Your Children the Same? You're Lying, Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con 2012: So Long, San Diego, and Thanks for Only Emergency Homeless Night Shelter in Manchester or Salford
1	1 Vote	These Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told

—	1 Vote	Kardashian Fans Think They Know Why Corporate America Broke Up With Red Wings Fans This Month
—	1 Vote	George & His Siblings Are Heading to a New Time Travel Show — but Can't Overcome Them
—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football
—	1 Vote	Upcoming BLOCK'EM Game Will Test the West's Resolve Again \| Keir Giles
—	1 Vote	Designers Pay Tribute to Queen Elizabeth II's Death and Going Into Hiding (Daily Star)
—	1 Vote	FIFA 23 Easy

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