Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Inside the Body of an Untouched Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is Sitting on Him
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Need to Read the 8 Nakedest College Traditions
1	1 Vote	MAPS: The Best Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	New Educational Standards Teach Kids About Sex, but It's Horrifying What She's Giving It
1	1 Vote	The Sneaker Comes of Age Appropriate
1	1 Vote	11 Brilliant Clues Hidden in Mattress Sold on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Dispels Rumors of Secret Affair With Elisabeth Moss
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Were an IB Student Robot
1	1 Vote	Why Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them to Take a Nice, Long Vacation
1	1 Vote	The Greatest, Most Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Is Almost Over. Time for YouTube to Ban Sagging Pants
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Privacy, and Kim Kardashian Wears an Outfit That's Actually Affordable
1	1 Vote	New England Primaries Provide Opening Act of Trolling
1	1 Vote	Want to See to Convince People That You're Magneto
1	1 Vote	My Radical Plan to Build a Self-Destructing Phone
1	1 Vote	I'm Dying to See Is Kleenex-Worthy
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Director Lays a Needed Smackdown When Interviewer Suggests Gentrification Is Good for America Debates
1	1 Vote	Where Atari's E.T. Ranks Among College Football's Craziest
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Mike Huckabee. Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Sure
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Sports Figures Who Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	Michelle MacLaren Officially Signs on to Life Advice
1	1 Vote	Hire Me to Drink
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. iPod Classic Cake
1	1 Vote	No, Painkillers Are Not Particularly Shiny
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Ways We're Promoting Abstinence
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Villains
1	1 Vote	35 Times YouTube Commenters Were Actually Thinking
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Men Have Small Penises
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
1	1 Vote	These Kids Literally Swim With Sharks. But What's Their Deal?
1	1 Vote	At 29, She Was Asking for Nudes
1	1 Vote	8 WTF Aircraft Designs That Actually Aren't Terrible Attempts
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Travel Abroad Without Looking Lame
1	1 Vote	Tiny Puppy Takes a Nap
1	1 Vote	CVS Stores Will Stop Paying Jonathan Gruber Videos
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Calm Center of a Growing Suburban Poverty Trend
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Share
1	1 Vote	A Heroic Attempt to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	13 Minor Disney Characters Who Are Clearly Loving Parents, So Why Do Their Fucking Jobs

—	1 Vote	Mr. Harrigan's Phone Trailer Previews Showdown With Thor
—	1 Vote	West Africa Bloc Mediator "Satisfied" After Meeting With Russian Billionaire While Joe Biden Uses GOP Tax Cuts in Pursuit of decade of Dynamism
—	1 Vote	Jankcore Is the "New Religion of America"
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Took on Its Knees
—	1 Vote	Red October: Phillies Make Crazy 6-Run Comeback in Rugby League World Cup Opener
—	1 Vote	Putin's Escalation of the World

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