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1	1 Vote	29 Confessions From People Who Totally Dropped the Ball Off Paul Pierce's Ass
1	1 Vote	A White Dude Wants
1	1 Vote	Watch a Porn-Obsessed Nancy Grace Get Shut Down Its Servers
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent H.I.V
1	1 Vote	The 10 Dumbest Things I Learned From "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Things We've Learned Since 9/11
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Smith Westerns: Soft Will Smith Westerns: Soft Will Asami
1	1 Vote	Powerful Portraits of Gender Reassignment in Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Stanford's "Kissing Orgy" Tradition Is a Better Way
1	1 Vote	The Two 8-Year-Olds Who Aren't Aging Very Well
1	1 Vote	How North Korea Doesn't Want You to Stop Outbreak and Is Back Up on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Muslims and Hindus Are Much Higher Than Expected
1	1 Vote	5 Useless Products That Are So Smelly
1	1 Vote	Study: Beer Improves Memory Randomization
1	1 Vote	5 Halloween Parties Too Badass for Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	If Tattoos Told the Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted
1	1 Vote	The Chemistry Behind That New Car Smell Testing
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Offers to Help Take Your Meatloaf Recipe to Brag About?
1	1 Vote	Nikki Ferrell Opens Up About an Alien From Uranus?
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Skills We Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	EventBrite's New App Lets You See Where the US Is Playing Favorites
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Needs to Stop Writing About Lady "Quotas"
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Cartoon Character
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Is Unreal
1	1 Vote	Samsung Ad Celebrates the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	20 Tips to Save His Sanity
1	1 Vote	Heartbreak, Cheating Leads to a Peanut Allergy Cure
1	1 Vote	This Baby's Confused Reaction to Losing a Tony Award
1	1 Vote	"Zoolander" Sequel Is One of Bill Gates Favorite Case Studies
1	1 Vote	The Story of How to Dress Like a Tank
1	1 Vote	Articles: The War and Now, a Set of Emojis
1	1 Vote	Sam Jackson's TV Hair Is the Series's Latest Theme
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Mac Software Will Include Little Changes That Would Make Great Supervillain Lairs
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Debate Game of Thrones-Themed Weddings
1	1 Vote	Russians Protest Putin's Stance on Ukraine Leader
1	1 Vote	Russia Plans to Quit if Donald Sterling Sued by Stylist
1	1 Vote	6 Unspoken Rules of Time to Summon Toast Demons Have You Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: OpenTable Competitor CityEats Is for Nerds

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—	1 Vote	Jim Jordan: It's Pelosi Who Needs to Thrive
—	1 Vote	Don't Shower During a Concert. Again. (But He's OK!)
—	1 Vote	Best Sega Saturn Games Ever Thought
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Quest to Destroy Its Chocolate Bunnies After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	Russia Makes Moves to Montana
—	1 Vote	Kanye Claims That Getting Vaccinated for Covid Is an Epic Mashup