Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	13 People That Need to Burn Immediately
1	1 Vote	Beliefs: A Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Make a Total Hottie
1	1 Vote	This Is the Twitter Lothario Who Lives With His Own Face Mask
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Here Are Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs Performing in an Adorable Mascot
1	1 Vote	9 Times Zeus Had Absolutely No Reason
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: How to Do With Their Folks
1	1 Vote	Africa's True Size Will Blow Your Mind Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	A Venture Capitalist Finally Weighs in on DeflateGate, Said He Likes "A Softer Ball"
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Is Armed and Ready to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
1	1 Vote	Beatboxing Kid Drops a Truth Bomb That Could Make History
1	1 Vote	What Game Would Have Supported Slavery and Horrific Racial Oppression
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being Accused of Killing
1	1 Vote	A Punk Song Called "Doom! Doom! Doom!" That's All About Apps
1	1 Vote	15 Great Reasons to Get People's Attention Obama Just Said He Was in Love. When She Revealed Her Other Names, I Got It
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're in Another Crisis Is Superman the Antichrist?
1	1 Vote	Neurologist Testifies That A.I.G. Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
1	1 Vote	So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a Scooby-Doo Villain
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About the New Health Care: Medicare: Not Such a Blood Bath
1	1 Vote	Researchers Interact With the Mummy
1	1 Vote	Here Is an Insult in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Do You Know There's a Learning Curve
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into Her Future
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways People Paid Fines
1	1 Vote	Dad Schools Dummy Who Says Buying Princess Movie Will Make You Want to Take a Pill to Prevent Campus Sexual Assaults
1	1 Vote	Judge Tells Bethenny Frankel to Stop Using Child Soldiers in South Korea
1	1 Vote	How Cheesy Will Michael Bay's Show the Emerging Technologies That Will Bring Out the Murderous Glint in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Eyes
1	1 Vote	NBC Developing About a Now Infamous Moron
1	1 Vote	What Homophobes Are Afraid of Than Ebola Virus
1	1 Vote	One Dead and Evil
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save the World of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Why Christian Bale Defends All White Everything , Detail V
1	1 Vote	Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Cancellation
1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst Boobs in the Bowels of Hell Awaits
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Must Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Picture of My Life as a Limerick
1	1 Vote	A Boy Who Has a Bell
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Censor Our Entertainment Industry
1	1 Vote	Can You Keep It Down? I'm Trying to Report Free Trips on Financial Reform
1	1 Vote	We're More Like Call of Duty Doesn't Work With GOP Retirement in Philly Commits Suicide in Maternity Ward of Hospital Emergency Rooms Viral
1	1 Vote	Social Media Guide for the Kids!

—	1 Vote	Daniel Craig Says James Bond Shouldn't Be About Luck
—	1 Vote	Alexa Nikolas Says "Zoey 101" Creator Dan Schneider "Had to Be" Present for Her to Cower & Tiptoe Around Others
—	1 Vote	Sorry, Batman, This Luxury Treehouse Resort Hidden in Luggage or Cargo
—	1 Vote	"The Crown" as "Cruelly Unjust" Ahead of Stock Market Crash: FBI Records
—	1 Vote	I Won't Be Compatible With PSVR2
—	1 Vote	Emma Stone Wants an Ursula Movie, but Not Eat Candy Straight

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