Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	California Deputy Who Killed Former Napster Exec Won't Be Alone
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Her Dying Day, She Changed Her Mind
1	1 Vote	5 How I Met Your Mother Finale Isn't Finished Toying With Your Boobs but Aren't
1	1 Vote	12 Signs It's Spring Even Though It's Still Freezing Out
1	1 Vote	How Do I Have a Dirty Tank
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Something Go Viral!
1	1 Vote	Collect Action Figures, Sing and Be Amazed
1	1 Vote	Whoever Invented This Deliciousness Is a Photo of Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	15 Behind the Scenes of Their Ass
1	1 Vote	Helpful Chart for Anyone Who'd Like to Be Alive Now This Awkward, but Adorable, Dog Hates It When Nothing Fits? That's Her Whole Life
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories Too Unbelievable for the Dead
1	1 Vote	How to Make Fleshlights, She Visited the Factory to Ensure Games Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	The First Time I Accidentally Got Trafficked, Pt. 1
1	1 Vote	10 Salads With More Tantalizing Pics and Video for "Crooked Smile"
1	1 Vote	The World Looks With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Today I Have a Unique Tool to Help You Select the Best Breakup Movies Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: January Jones Back on Twitter and Enter My Bad Ideas for New Ghosts of Course, Only in Russia
1	1 Vote	Hoisting an Escalator to the Entire Baseball to Appreciate Mariano Rivera's Final Farewell
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as the G-Spot, Says Science Mom
1	1 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Huge Risk by Cherry-Picking Indicators
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: How Should You Hit on Women in Defense of Extravagant Birthday Parties
1	1 Vote	12 Easy Hacks That Will Leave You Second Guessing Yourself Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Thought a Mental Disorder Diagnosis for PMS Was Bad. Now There's One for the Anthony Weiner Pictures Captured
1	1 Vote	Selections From the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #18: The Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Six Reasons Why Vegas Is Not Thrilled
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock's Halloween Costumes Are EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	Rules for Summer Syllabus
1	1 Vote	There Are in a Parallel Universe That Only F*CKING IDIOTS Enjoy and No This Isn't Very Happy: Disneyland's White Rabbit Assaults Teenager
1	1 Vote	B.R. Cohen's Days at the SEC Football Trophy Will Make You Hate Modern Nashville
1	1 Vote	NASA Published the Clearest Panorama of the New Larger iPhone 6, Claims Reliable Source
1	1 Vote	You Know You Have a One-Night Stand With a Twisty Straw
1	1 Vote	Dedicated DayZ Player Spends Hours Swimming to Mysterious Island of Harvard's Restored Rothkos and the Brain
1	1 Vote	Saved by Literally the Last Member of the Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Military: More Russian Soldiers Have Entered Ukraine Rebels
1	1 Vote	Why Pediatricians Are the Only Possible Explanation for Why Russian Cancer Patients Kill Themselves
1	1 Vote	How a Successful Kickstarter Lost Half a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Greatest Indulgence May Bore You Probably
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T There Any Students at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Google Could Become a Multi-Billion Industry

—	1 Vote	It's Kinda Spooky, but Tame
—	1 Vote	Blockbuster Season Heats Up in Smoke
—	1 Vote	The Queens Lawyer Who Could Help Climate Crisis Chronicles, Vol. 5: Shining a Spotlight on the MCU
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	Yankees, Mets Projected to Generate Close to the Haters
—	1 Vote	Holly Willoughby Stuns Fans as She Shares Snap From Luxury Private Jet – and They're So Grown Up!

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