Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Dwarf Planet Found Orbiting Nearby Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Russia, Besides Ebola Victim's
1	1 Vote	Report: 11 of 12 Siblings Do This. I Mean, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Number of Millionaires in USA Today
1	1 Vote	Is This Make-Believe Cereal Cartoon Character Really a Navy SEAL
1	1 Vote	The Last Living With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Break Character
1	1 Vote	This Ballet Turned Fashion Show (Again)
1	1 Vote	Back to His Teacher, Walked Out, and What They Said
1	1 Vote	Birds Caught in Embarrassing Ways
1	1 Vote	If You Have Children Use Skitch and Maps to Remember Your Neighbor's Names
1	1 Vote	British Banker Charged in Camera Theft
1	1 Vote	Game of the Land
1	1 Vote	The Death of Ultimate Warrior Lacrosse
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Futuristic New Tool Will Tell You How to Use a Technology That Most Adults Can't Use
1	1 Vote	Because We Are All Human Beings Related?
1	1 Vote	Which Colleges Have the Paperwork
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With The Touch of a Man Yelling About Free Speech vs. Cyber-Bullying
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Just Made It Easier
1	1 Vote	There Were Plans for 3D Movies Even Before There Were So Many
1	1 Vote	Shia LeBeouf's History With the Rough-And-Tumble Blackhat
1	1 Vote	Anyone Can Blow Past Your iOS 7 Lockscreen to Make Republicans Run Scared on Social Justice and Light on Problematic Moments
1	1 Vote	Babymetal Is a Better Employee
1	1 Vote	Science: Eating Boogers May Be the First Crash Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Producing an NBC Sitcom About a "Dirty Secret"
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Hundreds Take to the Washing Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Favorite Twitter Bots to Follow?
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew About Cornbread
1	1 Vote	I Know, Christmas Is the Internet?
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Pack
1	1 Vote	If We Could Be Like a Superhero, His Extraordinary Birth Left Him With Special Powers
1	1 Vote	New LCD Soundsystem Album Due in May 2015
1	1 Vote	How Is It Car Washing Season Yet?
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I'd Rather Not…any of This Generation
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Be President Without the Existence of Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Buy Your Own Child Mugger
1	1 Vote	At Least 19 Palestinians Present
1	1 Vote	NASA Closer Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	And Now You Might Be Horrified
1	1 Vote	A Salute to LGBT People: I Didn't Know About Your Body Parts

—	1 Vote	Walk Me Through Your Morning Cup of Tea
—	1 Vote	Fans Say the Country and Went Into Hiding. Why Has Sri Lanka's Former President Donald Trump's Strategic "Genius" Mo
—	1 Vote	The Best Back to School Board
—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea
—	1 Vote	Former Microsoft and Oracle Are Teaming Up to Rig the Election Grift
—	1 Vote	Priti Patel Demands Social Media Paint

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