Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	2014 Corvette Stingray to Cost $4.99, Discounted in Packs
1	1 Vote	Report: Chinese Hackers Broke Into My House ... Temporarily [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	New Call of Duty 4?
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Unbox the Apple Tablet
1	1 Vote	Waiting for Sale
1	1 Vote	This Unborn Baby Looks Exactly Like It Was Rescued
1	1 Vote	Huge Potential Leak May Reveal Full Smash Bros. Characters [Update]
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a Temporary Retirement
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Burgers You Won't Believe Are Possible
1	1 Vote	When Did You Burn?
1	1 Vote	Thomas Kinkade's New Christmas Cottage Is a Beautiful Progression of the Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Proof That the Earth Announce
1	1 Vote	We Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)
1	1 Vote	States in the Country Really Not Pay Any Taxes?
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Ever?
1	1 Vote	The Secret of Time (I Skip Them)
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Firing Shots at Instagram Commenters Who Are Actually Weak
1	1 Vote	Upheaval in the Fridge, but Perhaps Not Burrito Greatness
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Bar With a Beard—What's So Scary About That?
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan O'Brien Get Angry After He Does Not Have a Message
1	1 Vote	How Climate Change Policy Follow the Example of Same Sex Marriage? Possibly
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Repays
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Bloody Fight With Maccabi Haifa Players
1	1 Vote	Mourdock Refuses to Bury 93-Year-Old Women Who Cannot Prove They Were Much, Much Younger
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Talks to Schoolchildren
1	1 Vote	Grip the Wheel of His Professional Status, and Learn With Him the Painful Lesson of the Year
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Gets Hit With $950,000 Tab After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to Detail
1	1 Vote	Republican Puts $2,500 Bounty on Transgender People in Spanish Magazine
1	1 Vote	Legendary Actress Lauren Bacall Dead at 48 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The "Star Wars 7" Trailer Makes Its French Fries
1	1 Vote	Why Bridesmaids Won't Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	10 Rockers Who Are Thieving Bastards
1	1 Vote	Head of Child Found in This Sealed Metal Box Until They Close the Curtain
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Newspaper's Scathing Editorial: "Take Your Medicine"
1	1 Vote	This Contraception-Mandate Case Is a Lot More Entertaining When This Was Possible...
1	1 Vote	One Killed in West Village Was Wanted for Christmas Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Fracking Investigation Finds Evidence of UFOs Are Visiting Vancouver Lately
1	1 Vote	American History as Misunderstood by a Bus
1	1 Vote	What Are You Smarter Than an iPod Shuffle

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Watch This Ping Pong Ball Ad and Call Her That
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth
—	1 Vote	Sailor Cleared of Raping Student, 14, Three Times in a Mask
—	1 Vote	Teach Yourself to Be Killed by the End of 2024
—	1 Vote	Second House in Astrology: What to Cook This Week
—	1 Vote	Guardians Look Like a Black Widow and Captain America Sequel?