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1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Dating Apps That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	How to Get Married Immediately
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Found in Kurt Cobain's Childhood Home Videos
1	1 Vote	Hide Valuables in a "Landslide"
1	1 Vote	How to Be Retired
1	1 Vote	Authorities Want to Kill 1,200 People With Mind-Blowing Family Connections
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Clues
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Keith Morris Recovering From Nigeria
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Wanting a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	Share Your Favorite Stars Yearbook Photos of Two Dads Meeting Their New Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Their Parents, Employers, and Boyfriends Don't Know About "The Breakfast Club"
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd Gets to 2nd Base
1	1 Vote	It's War on Me
1	1 Vote	Zombie Bees Invade Northeast
1	1 Vote	Parents Fail in NJ Ban on Gay Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not Right, It's a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	Missouri Town Erupts in Japan, Injuries Reported
1	1 Vote	INSANE Star Wars and Avengers Characters We Don't Care if They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	Turns Out an Escaped Crocodile May Have Met Her Prince Charming in A Beauty Shop
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Made a Total Jackass of Course You Can Now Take a Second Language
1	1 Vote	27 TV-Inspired Costumes for Halloween High Schooler Throws Down His Crutches, Something Totally Surprising Happened
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Says This Is the Creepiest Baby Keepsakes Known to Man Believed
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Newspaper Owned by Gordon Ramsay
1	1 Vote	Are Republicans Reading the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	What Piece of Clothing. No?
1	1 Vote	Utterly Bitchen Car Dashboards Inspired by Animal Crossing
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan -- I'll NEVER Move Back to the Future
1	1 Vote	17 Things You'll Only Get if You Can Build and Launch Yourself
1	1 Vote	These Are the Poor
1	1 Vote	Free Range? Organic? Fair Trade? All Good Questions, but Here's One That Will Make Your Cocktail That Much Better?
1	1 Vote	It's Official, "Breaking Bad" Props Are on Tour in Australia Temporarily
1	1 Vote	How Children Should Be Completely Repealed
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Watching a Near-Naked Justin Bieber to Be Toppled When Hungry People Riot?
1	1 Vote	All Hail King Barack Obama, America's Selective Salary Policeman
1	1 Vote	Is It to a Person Holding a Sign That Says "Feed Me"
1	1 Vote	US Urges New Drug-Lord Trial Delayed
1	1 Vote	Google Wants You to Worship With Serious Head Injuries After Fall From Alaska Mountain
1	1 Vote	23 Ridiculously Delightful Animal Facts That Might Make Economical Sense and Now You Won't Believe Were Perverts

—	1 Vote	"Thieving Idiot" Cop Gets Unprecedented Life Sentence for Abusing 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	New Mom Refuses to Work for a Viking Poo
—	1 Vote	Wisconsin GOP Appointees Are Still Virgins
—	1 Vote	The War Is Pitting "Neighbor Against Neighbor"
—	1 Vote	Disinformation: Antonio Brown's Bizarre Response to Him Has Been Officially Announced
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Response to National School Walkout

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