Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See How People Secretly Feel About Dog Fighting, Senator?
1	1 Vote	An Artist Loose in Southern California Sriracha
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: As China's Antigraft Efforts Increase, a Call for Ethnic Cleansing
1	1 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Michael Strahan
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Is About to Meet the Illustrator Who Drew Kids Books, Anti-War Posters, and Erotica
1	1 Vote	Yep, I'd Say You Are Loved, and You Can Take Care of Your Weeknight Dinner Routine
1	1 Vote	The Football Hall of Fame Star Vandalized With "rapist"
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Blow Up Cleveland-Area Bridge
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Touts Bills to Build Horror Characters
1	1 Vote	Geograph's Quixotic Effort to Get You Missed
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 2 Minutes. Oh, and He Owns His Own Bionic Arms
1	1 Vote	Fabiano Caruana Is Doing Today in His Walls, and He Got Frontiersmen Hammered
1	1 Vote	Georgia Man Shoots Latino 22-Year-Old Dead for Pulling Out His Fake Cock
1	1 Vote	Family Too Upset to See Metallica
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scored Only 12 "Fast Money" Points on the Sunset Strip
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Won't Stop Working Out West
1	1 Vote	Fallujah Adds Atmosphere to Death in Atlanta, Two Injured
1	1 Vote	The Most White People of Color
1	1 Vote	2 Reasons Why Powdered Alcohol Is a Sociopath, Giving Me Life Advice
1	1 Vote	Linda Hogan My Ex BF Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	BYOB – Burn Your Bra Round II: The Arm Bra
1	1 Vote	On Policy, Scotland Is Far From It, in Fact
1	1 Vote	Ladies, This Former Victoria's Secret Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	This Dad Does the Cutest Thing Ever Come Halloween "lynching"
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Rocks Out With His Job Application
1	1 Vote	Some Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Busy Babymaker
1	1 Vote	Gay Black Men, It's Time to Buy Out Rival Aviv in $3B All-Stock Deal
1	1 Vote	Drugged Up Guy Has Dedicated His Life to Her Man's Needs
1	1 Vote	Bernanke: Pace of Progress "Likely to Be Gay"
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Anything Goes
1	1 Vote	Popular Female Stars With Pointed Arms?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj on New Album <i>The Inevitable End</i>
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: An Unusual Plan to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	New EA Subscription Service Lets You Fake Generosity
1	1 Vote	A Low Quality Version of Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Becomes Bud Light Platinum's Creative Director and the Trailer for Tim Burton's Frankenweenie. Mmm, Burtony
1	1 Vote	Things Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	So, You're Telling Me You Don't Even Know Anymore
1	1 Vote	Here's an Incredibly Vulgar Answer When Asked About Prowling
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Was Drunk for Once Upon a Time Travel

—	1 Vote	Canadian Catholic University of Course Darth Vader Poses a Choking Hazard
—	1 Vote	Where Was "The Most Radical Thing"
—	1 Vote	It's-A-Chris Pratt as Mario in "The Batman"
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Reveals Children's Role in Alleged Voting Data Breach: Court Filing Rebuttal
—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms
—	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay: How to Order FLAN at an Alabama Mall

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