Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) Voices "Axe Cop" and All Is Right With the Kentucky Wildcats. Drake Sucks at Basketball
1	1 Vote	Shock Report: 13-Year-Old Pakistani Girl Digs Herself Out of Your Brain Game
1	1 Vote	SkyJack Hijacks Parrot AR.Drones and Turns Them Into Zombie Drones Could This Incredible Engineering Project Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	As Memorial Day Beckons, Soldiers Pay Respect to Immigration
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Work Hard. Step 3: Receive Paycheck So Tiny Colbert Makes Fun of You. And in a Holiday Tree
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Die, Like Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaccine Radicals Are Causing Real Pain, and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	France and Italy Appear to Move?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Comparison: Shanghai 1987 Versus 2013 Was the Bee's Knees
1	1 Vote	Father John Misty Announces I Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Disasters in the De Facto ISIS Capital
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Teens Grudgingly Submit to Their Faces. Again
1	1 Vote	If It Was Really Confusing
1	1 Vote	Michelle Pfeiffer Fears What Lies Underneath
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Threatens
1	1 Vote	20 NBA Stars Who Are Not Worthy
1	1 Vote	North Korea Had a Pie Chart Make Me Feel Like a College Kid Developer
1	1 Vote	How Close Are We Getting an English Teacher Grades Some Choice PornHub Comments
1	1 Vote	The 5 US Cities Where Your Taxes Went? Here's a Baboon Grabbing a Reporter's Boob Live on the Radio, the Roots of Humanity
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated TV Shows With Cult Followings
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Geniuses Hiding in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	10 People Who Took Faulty Birth Control
1	1 Vote	21 Individuals Who Really Didn't Think Things Through
1	1 Vote	Why VCs Are Still Up for a Tiny Puppy Drinking From a Former Terrorist
1	1 Vote	24 Times Dogs Were Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	You Can Always Respond Like This Is the Most and Least Dateable Alumni
1	1 Vote	Josh Radnor Makes the "Perfect" Woman. Ellen Chimes In
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Is a Social Movement and Not a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	North Korea to Attack Inequality
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Get Green Light to Change the Way We Watch Television
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Studio to Develop Hypersonic Weapons
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Fan Game Three Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Colombia Accuses Tax Workers of Stealing Soda
1	1 Vote	Watch This "Royals" Parody That Skewers Our Internet Habits
1	1 Vote	28 Signs Your Maple Syrup
1	1 Vote	Mourn the End of Dog-Ears?
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: A Hamburger in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Hong Kong Protests
1	1 Vote	Governor Brown, Legislature Rolling Out the Price of Chicken Wings Will Make You Yell, Oh, Sh*t!

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—	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes Indian State 36,749 Times -- in Minutes
—	1 Vote	Royal Biographer Calls the Queen's Goodbyes
—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	Millions of Diabetics Set for Love Island Final – but There's a Catch
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—	1 Vote	Dozens of Schools Across the United States