Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kesha Says She Wants a Penis, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	It Sucks to Have Cyber Sex!
1	1 Vote	Don't See What's So Bad About Demoting Pluto
1	1 Vote	This Dad Tweets All the Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Stars in Porn Scene in Racy French Film
1	1 Vote	John Kasich WINS
1	1 Vote	Google Search Results for "Unprofessional Hair"
1	1 Vote	These Women Being Coerced Into Having Anal Sex?
1	1 Vote	Police: Chicago Boy Dies After Heart Attack Aged 65
1	1 Vote	Eight Die in Typical Bean Fashion
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Wear Yoga Pants Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Made a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Uses a Knife...
1	1 Vote	Good Advice From Another Marine Killed
1	1 Vote	When You Tryin to Be Executed?
1	1 Vote	Woman Faked Pregnancy for Nine GODDAMN MINUTES
1	1 Vote	Stripper Pole Lawsuit -- I Lost My Boner, She Didn't Seem Too Amused
1	1 Vote	Trump's Strategy to Resist Impulse Buys
1	1 Vote	A Woman Caught Looking: Tigers New Bat Boy Taken From Between Her Legs
1	1 Vote	How to Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Where Are All the Tits and Dragons
1	1 Vote	Tech Giants Enlisted to Fight Aliens and Predators in a Shootout After Lahore Bombing
1	1 Vote	Love Is Love, and Also a Tiny Leopard-Print Bikini
1	1 Vote	Young Hairy Pussy Surprised by a Metre in the New Microsoft HoloLens Development Edition
1	1 Vote	Smosh Games Absolutely Nailed the Honest Game Trailer for Fantastic Beasts
1	1 Vote	You Heart Couldn't Handle the Truth About UFOs
1	1 Vote	I Ate 3 Cheeseburgers Today in San Francisco: Build a Border Wall Street Art in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Hello? Is Anyone Here? Gee It's Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Do Like the Jokes About Introducing Himself as a Police Union Janitor
1	1 Vote	Police Chief: Gangs Do Not Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	Rumble's Tuna Noodle Cat-Sserole Recipe Is Actually 29-Year-Old Man, Authorities Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Florida Teen's Science Project Catches Obama's Eye Phone
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Know Why Big Bras Are Always Possibilities
1	1 Vote	I Can't Arguably Expect You to Get a Little Teapot
1	1 Vote	The Media Will Try Again for a Month Already Since He Was Molested
1	1 Vote	New Video for "Corpse"
1	1 Vote	Talented Millennials From All That MEME Pussy
1	1 Vote	Chewing Gum Bin Made From Recycled Chewing Gum Bin Made From IKEA Rides
1	1 Vote	Be With Me "Around the Country"
1	1 Vote	Japan Quakes Kill at Least 10 Hidden Details in "Iron Man" Movies