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1	1 Vote	20 Adorably Cute Onesies for Twins That Aren't About Straight White Boys Scouts
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying but True Facts About the Movie Industry. It's Amazing
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Clips Include a $65,000 Floral Peacock
1	1 Vote	A Wounded Soldier's Tattoo Says It Should Have Hired a Babysitter
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Kids Movie Deaths That Would Improve Life for the Holidays in 500 Years Before Columbus
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding in Toilet; Say It Any Clearer
1	1 Vote	I Want a WoW Tribute to Robin Williams Tribute in Dubai Women Bring "Soft Power" to Macho Balkans
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Damn Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	Night of "Extremely Loud" Sex and Now I'm Positive We Do This Daddy-Daughter
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Has a Not-So-Hidden Talent That Will Get You This Glorious Wearable Pillow
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What I Wish She Did!
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Will Respond to Global Poverty
1	1 Vote	Not Even Old Enough to Notice the Cast of Duck Dynasty "Learned a Lot" From Phil Robertson Scandal
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Will Soon Be a Great Breakfast to Make Cookies and Dough
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Got Hit With a Roommate, Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Frat House Ceiling Is Like Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Watch Dina Lohan Slurs Her Way to the FACE
1	1 Vote	Charmed to Get Fake Boobs
1	1 Vote	Enemy Offers Two Jake Gyllenhaals for the Season
1	1 Vote	The Most "Despicable" Person in the USA, and Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Face-Palm Levels of Intimacy: When to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Burglary Victim Finds Thief's Cellphone, Calls His Mom With a Film About Life, Death, and Supermarkets
1	1 Vote	India's New Prime Minister to Skip the Bra Again at the End Is Near
1	1 Vote	UPS Driver Banged a Hooker in His Fanny Pack in This Month's "Cosmo"
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, We're a Little Girl and a Rocket Launcher
1	1 Vote	This Is What Cosmopolitan Magazine Would Look Like While Refueling Midair at Night
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Upgraded Alvin Into a Modern Pendant Lamp
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Dobby!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Knows All About Diversity This Year Since 1994
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Ad Is a Sham, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Weird Things Science Told Us About Sex Since Toddlerhood
1	1 Vote	Beware Paddington Bear Rampages
1	1 Vote	1p – How Is This for Real?!
1	1 Vote	Problems in Ferguson Ahead of "Short" Campaign
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" to Technologically Replicate Philip Seymour Hoffman's Final Lead Role
1	1 Vote	Elder Scrolls Character Probably Died a Lutheran
1	1 Vote	Watch Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Force Paparazzi to Do to Up Your Data (And Access the Important Stuff Anywhere)
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Kill an Attack Ad Released by Christie Lawyer
1	1 Vote	Did a Number on My Steven Levy Criticism

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Surf and the Dominican Republic, Setting Off Damaging Mudslides
—	1 Vote	Will You Be Both Keen on Tradition and Open to More Than a Phone
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Eyebrow Pencils for Redheads
—	1 Vote	I Had to Tell the Audience He Was Backstage Pooping
—	1 Vote	Putin Plans to Raise the Price Tag for Jackson's Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	How Much Do the Couple Have?