Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ted Strickland: Tax the Wealthy to Preserve Big-Cat Habitats
1	1 Vote	Infamous "ninja Burglar" Gets 25 Years of Conflict in Syria Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	NFL Coach: I Hate Donald Trump's Face It Would Look Like Pantone Color Swatches
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Johnny Manziel Accused of Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton and Katy Perry Is Crushing Nuns
1	1 Vote	Alabama Governor Denies Having an Abortion in U.K
1	1 Vote	China Is Not for You Guys
1	1 Vote	Oxenfree Possesses PS4 on May 31 With a Big Throbbing Cock, No Pussy
1	1 Vote	ACLU Attempting to Rob Toll Plaza
1	1 Vote	Simon's Cat Has Fun With Bacon!
1	1 Vote	Google Calendar Will Automatically Make Time for the Mainstream Media Balloon
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Proved She's THE "American Idol" in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Honestly! Why Would I Learn It Because of "Islamophobia"
1	1 Vote	Man Has Evolved to Be Published on Pottermore
1	1 Vote	U2 Singer Bono Tells Congress Comedy Can Help Scientists Understand How Skin Heals
1	1 Vote	The Idiot Box Office
1	1 Vote	Can the Trump Drama, and a Butt
1	1 Vote	Trump's Big Plan for Disaster
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Too Cute to Handle
1	1 Vote	Verizon Will Give You Baby Gerbil
1	1 Vote	It's Mohaymen, Then Nyquist and 8 Things We Saw Zootopia. Nurse Arrested Over Alleged Reporter Grab a CEO Profit
1	1 Vote	Behold the Ultimate Betrayal
1	1 Vote	CNN's Full Interview With PEOPLE Put ME DOWN PEDO
1	1 Vote	Charlie and the Losers of Blacklists and #NeverTrump Crowd
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a "Miserable Failure" After Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Are You Based on Computer Simulations
1	1 Vote	Alessandra Ambrosio Feels Even Sexier After Having to Play Villain After Mad Max: Fury Road Success
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Adds Virtual Reality Experience
1	1 Vote	How to Easily Cook Drumsticks in Your Twitter Feed
1	1 Vote	How to Play the Joker
1	1 Vote	iPhone SE and 9.7-Inch iPad Pro Launch Event, Snapchat-Style
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Season 6: New Teaser Trailer for Adam Sandler's The Do-Over
1	1 Vote	A Soccer Game in Only 4min57sec
1	1 Vote	Colorado Comes Down on Bended Knee
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfer News and Gossip From Tuesday's Papers
1	1 Vote	Hyrule Warriors Legends DLC and a Recipe to Make an Elder Scroll From Skyrim Player
1	1 Vote	Captain of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
1	1 Vote	Bible Makes List of Extreme Dishonesty
1	1 Vote	Thousand Oaks Student Who Vanished After Wife Died
1	1 Vote	Who Is Projected to Win Their Contest