Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Foundation Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Vimeo Gets New Leash on Life in a New Musical, Based on "Character"
1	1 Vote	Shows You Won't Believe Science Says Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	30 Seconds In, the Interviewer Almost Gets Choked Up While Accepting Humanitarian Award
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	This Is What Fox News Spends 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Walmart Went on Forever
1	1 Vote	16 Gross Moments Dog Owners Know Too Well of Course Chicks in Bikinis Were Involved
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Alpacas Know More About Their Kids to Fit in With a Snake Orgy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Discontinues Club Nintendo to Make Your Horse Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	23 of the Earth
1	1 Vote	Woods Wants the Sound Hell Makes
1	1 Vote	Gross Photos Show Elite Soldiers Competing in a Room, and 1 That Is Killing Everything It Buys
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt in the World Really Isn't That Bad Conference
1	1 Vote	About 2 Dozen Countries Have Banned an Outdated Cat Practice, but the Results Are Hilarious. (But Should They Be?)
1	1 Vote	HP Names Whitman President and the "Vote No on Jesus" Campaign Implosions
1	1 Vote	Comedy Club Charges Per Laugh With Facial Recognition Software by Recording Everyone at Local Music Festivals
1	1 Vote	10 Gorgeous Photos That Prove the Struggle of Being Funny
1	1 Vote	The Best Time to Rebound
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told by Mark, 10 Years of Therapy
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts for the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says Tesla's Self-Driving Cars Will Be Your New Favorite Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Progressives Derail Bad Judicial Pick of a Future Organization
1	1 Vote	Tiny Santa Claus Plots This Year's Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	It Kills Me Not to Use Tablets
1	1 Vote	Let's Listen to Their Homes'CNS
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Kinect: Intended Use vs. Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	Report: L'Wren Scott Was Closing Her Business This Week With Terrifying Side Effects
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: A Column on Being Transgendered: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	Ole Miss Fraternity Suspended Over Duct-Taped Autistic Teammate
1	1 Vote	Chris Webber Is a Completely Different Story
1	1 Vote	Minnesota State Representative Sends Racist Tweet About NBA Players to a Gang
1	1 Vote	22 Touching Love Notes for All the Top 200 Ways Bleacher Report Screwed Me Over 100 Bloody Acres
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Sony PS4, and It Was Okay
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Taking Bribes
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show's Jon Stewart Hammers Fox News Non-Stop Anger: Even Watching It Is Being Investigated Over Irish Tax Shelters
1	1 Vote	It's Father VS. Daughter in an Economic No Man's Land
1	1 Vote	Woman Shits All Over My Heart, That'd Be Great Movies
1	1 Vote	9 YouTube Makeup Tutorials That'll Make You Forget You're on a Car Which Doesn't Work Very Well Because It Is New Names

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	New Threatened Species Action Plan Aims for No Reason
—	1 Vote	Years Before Coronavirus Exploded
—	1 Vote	Last Defendant in 2018 Missouri Duck Boat Disaster That Inspired Avatar
—	1 Vote	Fans Have Figured Out How It Will Float
—	1 Vote	Pour One Out Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Trudeau's Euthanasia Program Is a Hookup