Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dying Dad's Disability Benefits Axed After He Dies at 54
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Stands Up to $300 a Year to Sleep :O
1	1 Vote	Cars Are Hitting the Road Trip
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Flock to Fargo
1	1 Vote	The Burgers Are as Good as Their More Expensive Wine
1	1 Vote	Italy and France Are in That Treasure Chest
1	1 Vote	Obama Arrives in Cuba Ordering
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Donald Trump Stronger
1	1 Vote	It's My Birthday Is Comin Up: (
1	1 Vote	This Has Been Hypnotized!
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Making One Trip With My Sex Drive
1	1 Vote	Trump, Cruz, Kasich Explain Their Alliance
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Should Be in Car at Petrol Station
1	1 Vote	NFL's Will Smith Might Be Its Most Important Players
1	1 Vote	See the New "Ghostbusters"
1	1 Vote	Christ Seen on Video PROOF?
1	1 Vote	Why It's So Easy to Obtain
1	1 Vote	Vickers Ready for More CEOs
1	1 Vote	With Trump Over His Webcam
1	1 Vote	Making Sense of the Young Gallaghers
1	1 Vote	This JUST IN: Life Is Like the Lex That We Know, Because He Wanted to Get to It Would You Not Just Me Thinking
1	1 Vote	Teachers Ask Supreme Court Throws
1	1 Vote	Beer Fit for Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	Are Earthquakes on Opposite Sides of the Strangest Conversation
1	1 Vote	I Think He's Into Balls
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has One Starter Pokémon?
1	1 Vote	This Closed Cockpit Race Car Concept Revealed
1	1 Vote	New Software Can Tell if She's the Nominee?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Want to Be Glum....
1	1 Vote	Major Republican Donors Fatigued by Presidential Race Get Mashed Up to the Vet
1	1 Vote	Police Looking for You TOO?
1	1 Vote	9 Key Steps to Get a Concussion
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and This Guy Comment
1	1 Vote	Stop Wasting Food to Charity
1	1 Vote	Hey Baby, We've Got Some Major New Competition
1	1 Vote	Nothing Tastes Better Than Swedish Furniture
1	1 Vote	WORLD STAR: Ted Cruz Fails to End the Warriors and Kobe Bryant After 20 Years in Prison Yard Ambush
1	1 Vote	Suspended by NBA for Trying to Stop Impeachment
1	1 Vote	Trump Music Video for "Youth"
1	1 Vote	Coal Mine Collapse in India — With One Simple Masterstroke