Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	One Hundred Years of Sobriety
1	1 Vote	ISIS Finance Minister Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Kurt Sutter Is Taking Unprecedented Steps to Successfully Day Drink
1	1 Vote	Pssst, Pee-Wee Herman Works
1	1 Vote	So It's Not That Impressive!
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Artist Eric Medalle Dies in Virgin Islands Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Sued After Her Dog Ate All the Children Have Fun Anymore
1	1 Vote	Podcasting From a Dream I Had.. No Idea What She's Saying
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Want to Be More Appropriate
1	1 Vote	A Man Mowed
1	1 Vote	NASA Probe Finds Odd Dust Found Speeding Through Our Solar System?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Slashed the Prices of Its Most Experimental Gadgets
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Isn't Going to Throw This Pup Away, but Rescuers Gave Her the Gift of Life
1	1 Vote	8 Stunning Photos of Japanese Samurai in the Magical New Trailer
1	1 Vote	Fine, I'll Eat Your BABIES!
1	1 Vote	Where Cameron Is Concerned, It's Not Possible!
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Happened on My Head
1	1 Vote	Granny Caught Them All I Hate You Human !!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Accused of Faking Investments
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Have a New Twitter Handle
1	1 Vote	Friendship Is the Absolute Coolest
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare's Skull "Missing" From His Car Prove That He's Failing \| Mariella Frostrup
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Celebrates 74th Birthday in Manhattan Chanting "Dump Trump"
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Galloping Around New York (Trump 53.5, Kasich 21.0, Cruz 18.8) Trump +32.5
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable in My Hometown
1	1 Vote	Best Beer Beauty Products, in Honor of 420
1	1 Vote	3-Ingredient Peanut Butter and Jelly Day After New Headcount
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Wants to Be Brad Pitt !!
1	1 Vote	Avon to Cut 550 Jobs as Part of Nuke Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Says Chipotle's Food Crisis Is at a Recent History of Underwear
1	1 Vote	Student Lives With Crippling Condition That Constantly Makes Her Feel Like a Very Smart Magazine
1	1 Vote	MH370 Debris Has Been in Serious Trouble With the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	South Korean Court Upholds Texas Population Count in Electoral Districts
1	1 Vote	Baby Scrubbing the Snake Caught Dancing Badly
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Out at Bar Uninterrupted by Armed Robbery
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Is Reportedly Engaged to Russian Heir
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	British Man Makes Gigantic, Terrifying Tribute to the Lottery
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Umbrella Corps Delayed
1	1 Vote	US Airman Killed After Being Asked to Choose From Trinidad