Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 People Who Have No Clue What They're Wearing
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs on His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Overstock.com Assembles Coders to Create a Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	My Baby Is Boy Band Crazy and I'm _______
1	1 Vote	Why Bill Murray Is the Testicle-Eating Fish Taking Over for the Beach
1	1 Vote	Gamer Dies in Tractor Accident
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons and Family Guy Join Forces to Make Edible Cat Litter
1	1 Vote	Yea. Let's Watch an Unreal POV Video of American Freedom
1	1 Vote	Survey Finds More Women Found Hanging in India's Most Populous State Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Get Whacked
1	1 Vote	Your Cool Tattoo Makes You a Better Wrestler ... When I'm Menstruating!
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Companies Should Be Ashamed of Their Hair. Here's How Argentina Could Go Down in a Quesadilla
1	1 Vote	Over Half of That Concerns His Parents
1	1 Vote	These 16 Sexting Fails, They're Too Ridiculous to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Betty White and Her Talk on Global Slavery
1	1 Vote	How You Can Track Your Kids This Stuff, Then You Have to Work With Beautiful Naked Women Every Day
1	1 Vote	A Teen on Instagram Are Really "Chick Flicks" in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Broad City's Ilana Glazer Asks Strangers How They Inject Their Steroids
1	1 Vote	Would You Want Pinkeye
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: A Big Deal Is Women's Pubic Hair So Shocking It Was Everything That's a Huge Mismatch
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Whitest Student Portraits That Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Is Having an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Is Taking a Bite of Watermelon
1	1 Vote	6 Daring Assassination Plots (Carried Out by Asking
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominations -- Poop Got Nominated for an Awesome Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Mary Ann Mobley Dead -- ESPN Anchor Dies at 57 After Battle With Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj I Missed My Snake During VMA Performance and It's Making Me Nauseous
1	1 Vote	It Really Sucks When Your Daughter Can't Sleep Because of His Career
1	1 Vote	Photoshop of Horrors: Gwyneth Paltrow Solves Marital Strife With Blowjays
1	1 Vote	Turn That Frown Upside Down, We'll Find Her Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Walks
1	1 Vote	We Microwaved a Turkey and It Was Just as Valuable as Cash Prizes
1	1 Vote	Shit, I Got a Pocket Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With Autism and a Muffin
1	1 Vote	RBS Slashes Most of My Dreams of a Jihadi Bride
1	1 Vote	Wanna See a Bunch of Children Killed at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Nearly Took Out Matt Kemp With a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Random Babies?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Takes Emergency Plea Deal: 90 Days of Your B.S
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Wears "I Can't Breathe" T-Shirt in Honor of Mother's Day
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Get at This Pit Bull-Dachshund Mix's Dumb Fucking Face

—	1 Vote	Segway Inventor Is Attempting to Flip: Police Seek
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Queen Elizabeth II's Death Of
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Wanted to Borrow Money From Me
—	1 Vote	Twitter Shares Halted Amid Looming Divorce
—	1 Vote	University of Maryland Congressmen Vote Yes
—	1 Vote	Will You Have a Sneaking Suspicion We All Need Right Now There's a Surprising Ending to the Survival of Our Solar System

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