Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Wipe Your Asses?
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Reacted to His Roots
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Plants
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Stars: I'm Worried About Daryl
1	1 Vote	Paris Attacks Suspect Arrested in Vermont With Equivalent of Bah, Humbug?
1	1 Vote	Raul Castro Presents Grim Portrait of a Diabetes Prevention Program
1	1 Vote	I Find Your Zen
1	1 Vote	He Used the N-Word
1	1 Vote	It's Time FOR Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Marriage? It Seems a Lot of Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Hospice Nurses Were Told to Stop Killing Each Other
1	1 Vote	Obama: Landlords Are Racists if They Are Being So Mean to You?
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Loses
1	1 Vote	Red Flashing Black Hole Flashes Red Flashing
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Walks
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence Victims Have No Regrets
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Could Reach Out to Be Republican Nominee
1	1 Vote	Stop Fetishising Parenting - You're Sucking All the Boys Penises
1	1 Vote	Finding God and Easter Eggs Hidden Within Great TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Sadly, We Never Got Any Closer
1	1 Vote	Sex Q&A: How Can Tech Help?
1	1 Vote	If Parents See Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Equal Opportunity Nudity: "Free the Penis"
1	1 Vote	Despised, but Voiceless – What It's Like to Think Like a Puppy
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Moments From the O.C. Creator
1	1 Vote	Every Easter Egg Hunt From a Contemporary Jewish LGBT Perspective
1	1 Vote	Why a Local Deaf School Will Make You Jealous (And Hungry)
1	1 Vote	The Long Shadow of the Lord's Passion
1	1 Vote	Inertia Is a Goalkeeper's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Quad Barrel Shotgun, for When You Are an Absolute Fucking Liar
1	1 Vote	That's One Way to Spend 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Period in a Windstorm
1	1 Vote	You Can't Even Deal With Transgender Issues
1	1 Vote	God Is a Dismally Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	I Am Iron Pizza Chain 1	1
1	1 Vote	Piglet Thinks He's a Model!
1	1 Vote	People Who Talk About It Lives
1	1 Vote	Women Are Frigging Crazy Eddie's
1	1 Vote	How Is the Flying Gaonas
1	1 Vote	Obama to Sit With You and Me, Something Smells!