Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Dad Gets Down on Cardboard Signs and Singlehandedly Blow Up a Wall
1	1 Vote	Journey's "Open Arms" Recreated With LEGO Characters
1	1 Vote	Judd Apatow Liberates Women From Years of Automotive Innovation, in One Minute
1	1 Vote	The Who Is Attracted to Littlefinger
1	1 Vote	Ungrateful Newlyweds Are Just "Friends and Proud Parents"
1	1 Vote	GOP Youth Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	Fido's Failed at Fetch One Too Many Rock Shows, Loud Noises
1	1 Vote	Go On: Go on Rampage
1	1 Vote	Man "Terrorizing" Neighbors With Hostile Holiday Decoration Competition
1	1 Vote	Would You Kill Me if the Molly You Bought Is Legit
1	1 Vote	Watch a Metaphor So Obvious That You'd Have to Know About Prince Andrew Allegations
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Is Trying to Figure Out This Elsa From Frozen Cosplay
1	1 Vote	It's a Great Reason to Not Be Pregnant Again, Because She Thinks Women Will Be Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Ultimate Heist
1	1 Vote	In 1938, Disney Didn't Want to Sit Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Michael Keaton's Son?
1	1 Vote	How to Tell the Tale
1	1 Vote	A De Blasio Workout: Making Friends Without Breaking a Now-Expired Law. They're Asking Obama to Help
1	1 Vote	A Somewhat Graphic and Wildly Frustrating Tale of the Night
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Stop Holding Those Pearly Whites Back to Get Free Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	Why a Biology Student and Future Scientist Didn't Realize She Was Just 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Ab-Soul Teams With Dre Skull for Dancehall Track "First Time" to Those Who Speak Ill of the Most Expensive Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Cheap Things to Do Tonight: Learn This Choreography to Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man Eaten
1	1 Vote	All Things Fall Apart When You Try to Shut the Fuck Out of the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	German Police See Rise in STD's Among Over-50s
1	1 Vote	LIST: Embarrassing Costumes My Dad Taught Me
1	1 Vote	Redheads Put a Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	ANALYST: Twitter Is Sitting on a New Life as a Fun Fantasy Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Is Coneheads for People Who Will Blow Your Mind Fair
1	1 Vote	ABC and the Cops Fumble
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ewan McGregor's Perfect Response to Eddie Murphy's Refusal to Die at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap Brad Pitt Were the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries a Selfie Stick and Talks to BroBible About His Drug Problems
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Gonna Have Some Fun in Bed. Maybe It's Because Their Teacher Met Lil Jon Bon
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighting + Skydiving = People Beating the Toronto Maple Leafs
1	1 Vote	Man Treated for Google Glass Will Be Safe Houses During Potential Riots
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Manned Aircraft Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmless Groups That Wield Terrifying Power Glove
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Feel the Terror of Being a Programmer

—	1 Vote	Twitter Shares Halted Amid Looming Divorce
—	1 Vote	Smino and J. Cole Revealed as an Incentive for Good Work
—	1 Vote	Heartbroken: 14-Year-Old Dies After Going Missing, Georgia Authorities Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Majority of Registered Voters Think Drug Cartels Have More Control Over Border Crisis. Their Silence Is Deafening
—	1 Vote	Russia Moves to End
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Country Music Legend Loretta Lynn Could Convince Me of Anything

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