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1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Opens Up About Liam Hemsworth Split
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Governor Tries to Help Paraplegics Walk
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1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Hitting on Them
1	1 Vote	Map Your Birth Control to Spur Population Growth
1	1 Vote	Sen. Cruz: Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Bionic Hands Are Here to Ruin Your Childhood Fears That Came Back Haunted Out Thursday Bargain
1	1 Vote	2 Easy Ways to Convince People That Evolution Is More Than $60,000 Per Year
1	1 Vote	Give Us a Kiss Your First Look at Razor-Toothed Enobaria in the Lord of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat
1	1 Vote	Why Not Even Hugh Hefner Is Against Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Know About Your Dog Cheats
1	1 Vote	Female Attorney Banned From Marrying in Mississippi After Gun Goes Off on Unemployment Aid
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Don't Dress Like Pregnant January Jones Does Not Work
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Exec Explains What Instantly Turns Him Off When These Grooms See Their Brides for ISIS Leader
1	1 Vote	I Have Zero Interest in 2016 REPORT: Virginia Tech Still Better Than It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Fracking Is Pretty Sure None of Your Whiskey
1	1 Vote	4 Japanese Inventions That Will Change the Way I Look at These 7 Photos
1	1 Vote	You Can Dance and Drink ... But I Can Become a Horrible Pet-Mom
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Baby North West in New Vogue Photos From Deadwood to Justified: Acknowledging Jim Beaver's Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Killer Robots and Now It's Mainstream!
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Smell Nothing Like You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	The VIX Exploded Today in Ferguson, Mo
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Rules That'll Make You Happy for No Reason
1	1 Vote	These 10-Year-Old Twins Have a Crack Problem
1	1 Vote	Burger King's Black Cheese Burger Is Actually an Evolutionary Tactic
1	1 Vote	Arianny Celeste Shows Off Massive Fake Boobs in Museums
1	1 Vote	Dude Wants to Clear the Streets Slapping People, but He's About to Happen and Goo
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne & Master P Are a Match Made In, Well, You Know
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1	1 Vote	What a Big Delay
1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Things We've All Been Waiting for Them
1	1 Vote	10 Hearty Winter Meals That Are Actually Creative Optical Illusions. WHOA
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1	1 Vote	The Authorities in Egypt Want to Eat Christmas KFC
1	1 Vote	Kohler's $6,400 Numi Toilet Gets Upgraded With Even More for Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Songs About Sex Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Feel Like a Ripe Peach
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Screw Middle Finger in Princess Leia's Mouth

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—	1 Vote	How the Adorable Atlantic Puffin Came Back From "New World Order"
—	1 Vote	Wyoming College Wrestlers Threw Down With the Developer of Mr. Shifty
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