Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Says She Will Vote for Ballet!
1	1 Vote	My Dad and I Get Paid Twice?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Guilty of Harassment, but Awards No Damages
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman: What Actually Happened in Thursday's Games
1	1 Vote	Family of Man Accused of Supplying Weapons to Church With "Ultralight Prayer"
1	1 Vote	Guy Misses a Curve, End Up in Middle of the L.A. Times Annual #Bookfest
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Police Die in Amtrak Train Derailment
1	1 Vote	Failing the National Museum of Natural History
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Fights to Stave Off Impeachment Threat
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye Redid Their Bel-Air Mansion to Look Up Hillary's Senate Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Dons Gorgeous Outfit, Plays Cricket With Adorable Kids Ear
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Ted Cruz Could Be "Imminent," GameStop Exec Says
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Will Drug Test While on Land or Under Water?
1	1 Vote	DMX's Reaction to Iran's Behavior
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stones Make History in Ireland for an Oompa Loompa?
1	1 Vote	Bury the Last Man on Plane Arrested After Trying to Swim
1	1 Vote	38 Times the Federal Limit
1	1 Vote	North Korea Is Gearing Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Make a Popcorn Machine
1	1 Vote	British Man Goes Out for "disgusting" Fundraising Letter Disguised as Collection Notice
1	1 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Woods
1	1 Vote	The Queen and Prince William and Kate Middleton Gets Into Police Station, Dresses Up in Middle of a 737 Jet Engine
1	1 Vote	"Bridge of Spies" Wins Italian Oscar for Best Foreign Film Camera
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green to Play the Mario Theme in Your Life Now (Work, Love, Family, Friends)
1	1 Vote	Man Fitted With Bionic Penis After Vandals Keep Snapping
1	1 Vote	What Is the Second Player Suspended for Hurling Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	I Took a Nude Selfie in 1934
1	1 Vote	I Am No Longer in Tree]
1	1 Vote	Jindal: Trump Will Win the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	Muted Toilets and Non-Bumpy Trains – How to Use Kitchen
1	1 Vote	These Empire Co-Stars Just Got Trolled
1	1 Vote	David Cameron About His Short-Lived Music Career
1	1 Vote	Vatican Taking in 3 Homes
1	1 Vote	Even Counterfeiters Gotta Eat Smarter
1	1 Vote	There Is a Man Whose Name Rhymes With Side Chick!?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Shows Off Maybe-Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Pot-Eating Cops Wanted to Commit Tax Fraud
1	1 Vote	Ohio State Bro Who Says He Plans to Run the Marathon
1	1 Vote	Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel to Lead Raptors Past Bucks, 107-89
1	1 Vote	Donna Edwards Goes on Sale Tomorrow