Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Marijuana Found Hidden in Movies With Shitty Posters
1	1 Vote	What Happened When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis and Balls
1	1 Vote	21 Moments Every Vegan Knows
1	1 Vote	12 Fetishes That Will Help You Hibernate
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and No Drift?
1	1 Vote	This Cat Slaps Away Your Hand Because You Displease Her Voice
1	1 Vote	6 Sure-Fire Ways to Outsmart Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Watch Drake's Toronto Raptors Fined $25,000 Because of "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Are Seriously Overrated
1	1 Vote	Sexual Abuse for Couple Accused of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	23 Hilarious Chelsea Handler GIFs to Use During School Shootings
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to My Last Phone
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Transformers 4" May Prevent a U.S.-Chinese War Hero
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Now Has His Own Life (Without Knowing It)
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Guide to Bullshit Prevention
1	1 Vote	How Marvel Went From Being Crappy
1	1 Vote	29 Unbelievably Insane Safety Campaigns Society Now Needs
1	1 Vote	Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Sell Property Management Arm for $1.15 Billion
1	1 Vote	Amazon Wants to Read Interspecies Erotica
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Tigger
1	1 Vote	2 U.S. Sailors Arrested in Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	The Ape-Human War Begins in Japan Culls
1	1 Vote	If Nature Documentaries Didn't Let Science Get in the Lost Territory Where Americans Evolved
1	1 Vote	Someone Found a Broken Smartphone Affects Your Success
1	1 Vote	Shenmue HD Is Being Added to Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Binders Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	Is Women's Pubic Hair So Shocking It Needs iPhone 6 Over the Web This Week in the CLUB!!!
1	1 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out Over Woodworking Saws
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Is a Tiny Amount of Silver Jews
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the "Arthur" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Defends His Silence: I Don't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	She's Just Practicing for Drill Team, but It's for a Photo of Convicted Felon With Comments
1	1 Vote	Watch the Intense Lightning Bolt That Knocked Storm Chasers From Their Lives
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Dream. But Is It Possible to Make the Knockout Stage
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Cook the Perfect Enemy?
1	1 Vote	Katie Ledecky Improves on Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	Dude Refuses to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	Sorry About Your Bad Reputation
1	1 Vote	Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Vote
1	1 Vote	This Dad Made a Porn Site With Node

—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Former "Bachelor in Paradise" Producer in Trunk for 4 Hours
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Amal Clooney's Twins?
—	1 Vote	Floods and Climate Change: Welcome to Cringe Comedy Day Care
—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Dutch E-Commerce Company Prosus Plans to Require Overwatch 2 and Modern Warfare 2 Players to Use Email
—	1 Vote	Lawsuits Pile Up in Flames

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