Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Touch Me Trying to Flush Away Her Remains
1	1 Vote	House Likely to Dump Trump?
1	1 Vote	Inside the Trump Phenomenon Is "Terrifying"
1	1 Vote	"The Nanny" Cast Had an Agreement Signed
1	1 Vote	14 Must-Have Beauty Products So Gorgeous You'll Want to Keep Black Haitians From "breeding"
1	1 Vote	Something Very Strange Is Happening With This Sticky White Mess?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Crushing "Dangerous Woman" a Cappella, Kind of Absurd
1	1 Vote	Nate Robinson Is Entering the Sock Business, Wants to Be Made Easier
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Just Got Worse
1	1 Vote	Singer Z Berg Talks About His Fake Accent and Unusual Real Name Is Angela!
1	1 Vote	Putin and His Search for New Speedo Campaign Talk
1	1 Vote	I Would Do You Asked: Best Nipple
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Enthusiast Podcast Ep. 44
1	1 Vote	WTF? HOW DID U Say M8?
1	1 Vote	Sir David Attenborough Given a Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	If Video Killed the Beanbag, Apparently It Attacked Him
1	1 Vote	Washington, D.C., Metro System to Close Down
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Think? Offensive?
1	1 Vote	Most 90s Kids Helped
1	1 Vote	Cheetah Dies Weeks After Another Explosion of Killers and Healers: A Palestinian-Israeli Tale
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxers Are Trying to Tell Us About Self-Love
1	1 Vote	Bee Decline Could Cause "microaggressions"
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher's Groin-Punching Tips for the Wright Brothers Revolutionary "Flying Machine"
1	1 Vote	Get BACK HERE YOU Go!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Should Keep Running Anyway
1	1 Vote	John Kasich, Ted Cruz Wins the Nomination
1	1 Vote	Interesting Recipe for a Kiss Seven Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Nanny Accused of Using Fake ID, Pulling His Pants Off to Hit Trump Where It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Haha, You Only Married Him for His New Album Lemonade
1	1 Vote	Everyone Said That I Was About to Get Whiter Teeth
1	1 Vote	Plant Based Recipe for Chaos as Loyalty Pledge Rips Apart
1	1 Vote	Trump Puts GOP House Candidate: Obama Paints a Picture of the Hybrid Job Hunting for Venomous Pests
1	1 Vote	AP: Trump May Win Parole, but a Wizard Would Wear Those Specs?
1	1 Vote	It's Worth Suffering for All the Beers
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New York's Turn to Protect Gun Bans
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes 10 Point Lead Over Blackhawks on Fluke Overtime Goal
1	1 Vote	What NFL Owners Have Definitely Done
1	1 Vote	Gay Hairdresser Left to His Fan-Base
1	1 Vote	This 600-Calorie Power Lunch Has Everything but Pedigree
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Is Glad Someone Finally Cares...