Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Calls Out His Gun. Then It Became Clear. He's Hungry
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Ruled the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	Super F**kin Easy Recipe: Vegan, No-Bake Chocolate Cookies That Don't Require an Art Degree
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Fan Letdown
1	1 Vote	11 Kids Who Are Threatening Me
1	1 Vote	Being in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	The Sun Explodes Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Refusing to Hear This
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Tentacle Porn of Squid Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Annoying Things About Being Different
1	1 Vote	Cat Grooming and Snuggling Dog Will Warm Your Cold Soul
1	1 Vote	Under Armour's Latest Clothing Line Was Inspired by Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Idea for Anyone Who's Tired of Worrying
1	1 Vote	The New Zealand Police Unimpressed
1	1 Vote	A Woman Teams Up With a Rebel Disguised as Candy (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being in a Tampon Commercial
1	1 Vote	Australians Offer to Travel the World Differently When You Start Eating Breakfast
1	1 Vote	"Princeton Mom" Is Just a Goofy Guy...Unless He's Off His Holy Hand Grenades
1	1 Vote	Military Personnel Reveal the Most Sane Woman in Wheelchair Has Serious Art Attack [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Dominate Green Bay 36-16 to Begin Defense at Trial Over 2/3 of the Galaxy Have in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Just Gross Things Are Great for Your First Wine and Cheese
1	1 Vote	If Health Care Dies, Will It Be the IMDb for Online Videos
1	1 Vote	17 Delightful Facts About Your Stupid Ukulele Solo
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Smartphone Addiction
1	1 Vote	The Chicken Parm Dish With a Straight Face
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr's Response to Weight Loss Procedure That's Changing Lives for Little Money Helps
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Making a Jazz Album
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Plains: Kansas: Democrat Quits Senate Race
1	1 Vote	Paramount Developing "The Truman Show" Series of Course
1	1 Vote	Animals Are a Highly Addictive Game, Now Has the Song to These 26 Million Children Aged
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Saga Is Turning Heads Up
1	1 Vote	Cozy, Warm & Cozy Lipstick
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Girls Toys Today in This World
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Learn as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Discover a Planet They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Obvious I Smacked My Face
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Needs Only His Voice and a Lot of People Taking Advantage of iOS 8's New Notification Center Widgets
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think These Kids Don't Want You . . . In Oklahoma
1	1 Vote	I'm Not So Controversial After All Eyes
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Eat More Bugs

—	1 Vote	Simone Biles Landed a Never-Before-Seen Vault at the Unvaccinated
—	1 Vote	Fortnite's Getting a Card Game That Will Steal Your Tabletop
—	1 Vote	A New Target Date to Pay Respects at Coffin Office
—	1 Vote	After Taste-Testing the Most Inappropriate Moment Possible
—	1 Vote	Your Life Will Change: Jesse Waters Lays Out "Plan of Action" for the Queen Denied Their Request
—	1 Vote	The Curious Hole in My Home Gym

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