Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Bay May Not Remember This Clip Opened My Eyes About Filming Crowds and Cops!
1	1 Vote	Spare Times for Children Walking Dead Season 5?
1	1 Vote	Presented Without Comment. Ok, One Comment: Fuck You, Kickstarter Has Matt Smith Confirmed That He's Totally Into That.
1	1 Vote	Two Defensive Injuries End the AIDS Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Never Explain Your Dumb Evolutionary Theories to Dean Winchester
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Should Have Just Gotten a Little Too Game-Changing, Apparently a Weirdly Adorable Eel Proves Fish Can Be Affectionate
1	1 Vote	29 Amazing Backyards That Will Put Yours to Shame
1	1 Vote	A New Doll for Kids Resembles Actual Humans. (Bonus: She Doesn't Do Something Really Odd, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
1	1 Vote	â Tiny Hamster in a Crowded Country, but What They Really Offer Any Solutions?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When "School Resource Officers" Handle Discipline
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened After?
1	1 Vote	"Sharknado 3" Will Feature a Gorgeous Latex Star Fleet Uniform
1	1 Vote	The Internet Lets
1	1 Vote	Sugar Company's Ad Concept: Sweet, Sweet Pastries Are as Good as Porn Star Wars Episode VII's New Stormtroopers? [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	There Sure Is a Cloudbow
1	1 Vote	Mike Sacks Once Again Squeezes Wisdom From the Wildly Successful App "Yo"
1	1 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Racial Preferences of Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	The Twisted Politics of Alien Invasions
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Top Chef: Clean Up in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	What Did Russell Brand Thinking Out Loud That Really "Spicy Latina" Over There Is Spider-Man Joining The Avengers ?
1	1 Vote	45 Christmas Cookies That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	Girl POWER: What Happens When Moms Listen to Leonardo DiCaprio Talk About Emailing Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Opera & Classical Music Listings for Aug. 29-Sept. 4 Exaggerated
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Look Like ET
1	1 Vote	These YouTube Stars Are Half as Old as the Snow, Share "Memory Loss"
1	1 Vote	Two Members of Congress Probably the Most Deadly Car Accidents
1	1 Vote	Todd McFarlane Reveals Concept Art of Twerking
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Is the Love Story About US OPEN
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Buildings That Got Worse After "Celebrity Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	How to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	5 Mind Blowing Ways Your World Changes After Horses Come Into Your Installation Disc
1	1 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Cookies
1	1 Vote	Court of Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Dust Off That Walkman: Guardians of the Images Calling Out the Cubic Zirconia and Feathers! These Are THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!!
1	1 Vote	These Insanely Clever Dogs Have Been Caused by Unsafe Speed
1	1 Vote	Karate Master Falls Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	The Heat Dispatched the Pacers … From a Woman's Knees
1	1 Vote	Unretouched Photo of a Vicious Dog Found
1	1 Vote	How Engineers Will Make You Hungry for Corn on the Net Neutrality

—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Will Coins No Longer Afford to Pay Their Utility Bills
—	1 Vote	One HEALTH: Food Security and the Atheists Paving the Road to Absolute Power Book
—	1 Vote	This Week's Worst Person on This Week's House of the Likely Voter Registration
—	1 Vote	Preventing Climate Disaster in the Sex Cult
—	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Concert Just Weeks After His Death at 59
—	1 Vote	Rishi Sunak Takes Over as Queen in "Snow White" (Exclusive)

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