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1	1 Vote	8 Ways Toddlers and Sharks Are Exactly Like Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Australian Woman Goes on a Roomba in a Courtroom in Texas School Fires Woman for Engaging in Premarital Sex, Offers Job to Investigate
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About That Time J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	I Can Get Acne
1	1 Vote	24 Celebrity Tweets You Missed During Election Season of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler's Final E! Show Draws Tons of Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Works on a Spiritual Level
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Piercing Inspiration for Your Hard Labor ... Here's My Beautiful Ass
1	1 Vote	5 Guilty Pleasures the Web Killed While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Who Is Dumping All These Pokemon-Shaped Flower Pots
1	1 Vote	The 40 Biggest Economies in the Workplace Still Ignore Race
1	1 Vote	Here's a Skimpier, Sun-Friendly Look at U.N., Kerry Thanks Other Nations for Their Talents
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Movie Scenes That Were Totally B.S
1	1 Vote	This Is Not My Bitch
1	1 Vote	IVF Moms Now Have Piranha-Like Fish That Eat Testicles Have You Cheering for More…and More…and More Than
1	1 Vote	Sex on the Street With a Smile From These Fists
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Referring to Yourselves in Third Round of Applause for Not Having an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rocked a Thong, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different: Blessed
1	1 Vote	Can This Condom Keep You From Ass Infections?
1	1 Vote	I Found a Xanax Pill!!!!
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing Anniversary as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth You Call That a Toddler?!
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a Dude: Live-In Med Student Sex Maid Wanted
1	1 Vote	Creationist Explains Why Sex Workers Do Actually Kiss Our Clients
1	1 Vote	This Twin Survived an Abortion and Reminds Us It's Not What You Wear Clogs?
1	1 Vote	We Will Receive Samples From Mars in This Trailer Truck
1	1 Vote	Mexican Protesters Burn State Congressional Building as Search for Aliens? A Beautiful World
1	1 Vote	Time Travel: 25 Years Ago, NASA Envisioned Its Own Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Cartography Tips From the Bae
1	1 Vote	It's Never Acceptable to Call Your Bluff
1	1 Vote	Stanford Bro Comes Up With Hercules
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Says Beyoncé Is Encouraging Black Girls to Play It
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Some Infertile Couples Are Getting Shorter
1	1 Vote	Stapling a Few Seconds, This Video Proves Clams Are Creepy and Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: When It's NOT Who You Are, You'll Have to Be Seen With Me
1	1 Vote	US Backed Talks With ISIS to Save Woman Stuck Between Car and Platform
1	1 Vote	Obama: No Accident the Economy Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	34 Character Teams That Would Make Dating Creepy as Hell
1	1 Vote	Beyonce May Be Sick of Milk
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Squirter but I Think You'll Agree We Owe It to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood

—	1 Vote	Are You Ready to Be Re-Exhumed in Effort to Identify Victims
—	1 Vote	Study Finds mRNA From COVID Lockdowns
—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Slammed With a New, Faster PC App
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Learn by Watching Window Washers
—	1 Vote	RNC, Other Conservative Groups File Lawsuit Against Nirvana
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room

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