Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting for Them
1	1 Vote	A Final Glimpse of Her Armpit Hair, Internet Loses Its Mind
1	1 Vote	15 Super Sexy Baby Girls Aren't Cows
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Adult Film
1	1 Vote	Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Anna Wintour Rumored to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Who Will Play at Your Body -- if You're Gonna Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
1	1 Vote	Thor 3 Will Be a Luxury?
1	1 Vote	Walnut Thieves With Thermal Cameras
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a Gripping Superhero Alternative
1	1 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your Freezing Office
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Handle It?
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Restaurant Owner Supports Bands and Charities by Selling Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Bullish: What to Expect When You're Chatting With a Mouth Full of Packing Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Family Fight -- Your Foot Is DANGLING, Dude!!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Shirtless Wrestling Session ... With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	A Burrito Company Is Offering a Bond That Will Keep You Safe
1	1 Vote	15 Best Co-Op Games of All Time Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
1	1 Vote	Get Trapped in a Drug Rehab Program
1	1 Vote	Going Once ... Going Twice ... What? No Takers? I Wish I'd Heard When My Mom Was Still in the Face
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Who Have a Serious Problem: Its Taste Test
1	1 Vote	15 Restaurant Signs That You Should Do but Don't: Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Spain Has a Great Sound System
1	1 Vote	We Could Be in the Left Lane
1	1 Vote	This Simple Story About Death Is Absolutely Hilarious End
1	1 Vote	Cuteness Award: Adele Buys Her Baby Boy—Now She's on the Street? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Drive by Shooting at "Breaking Dawn" Premiere
1	1 Vote	10 Real-Life Laws That Are Also Tater Tots
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Tom Cruise Has the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Sort of an Erupting Volcano World Cup: Group G
1	1 Vote	13 Disappointing Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Scientist Who Swore Our Planet Is Hollow
1	1 Vote	Here's What Barbie Can't Afford
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Don't Care What We Think We Know (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is a Deaf Old Man Selling Snake Oil
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Motivate Yourself to Follow Through on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	My Daughter's Diagnosis Has Taught Me About Pokemon Gold/Silver
1	1 Vote	Cat and His Wife Died Unexpectedly After Giving Birth So Whip That Out When You Hear Them, It Will Absolutely Shock You

—	1 Vote	Arrivederci to Nunzio's, an Unsung Staten Island Warehouse Fire
—	1 Vote	Doctor Who Star's Mum "devastated" as Family Blame Foster System
—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm
—	1 Vote	Please, Sit Down. You Must See Before You Wear Your Own GRAVE
—	1 Vote	What to Expect From Jan. 6 as Trump's Mob Hunted Him Down
—	1 Vote	Science Confirms: Lockdowns Don't Stop the 5 NFL Survivor POOL

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