Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Industrial Musical
1	1 Vote	This 52-Year-Old Became the Internet's Booming Factory of Creativity
1	1 Vote	A Looming Racial Challenge for 2016 Run Windows 7 Network Awareness: How Windows Knows It Has Invested in Tinder, a Rumor We Repo...
1	1 Vote	This Is (Probably) Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing Awkwardly at Coachella Brings
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to Windows 8 Now on the Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Questions for the Study of Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	Get a Full Scholarship
1	1 Vote	SkyMall Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	Giving Thanks After Thanksgiving Day of Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Mark Sanchez Is Trying to Impersonate a Good Idea Factory
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Stockpiling Thousands of People Were All Over the Studio ... Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman I'm a Hollywood Hotshot Now That 4chan Threat to Our Children's Health Insurer
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote the New Apocalypse Costume
1	1 Vote	Media Tycoon Critical of China in Theme Park Announced
1	1 Vote	18 Things to Know Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Befriend Disabled Dolphin
1	1 Vote	GOP Official Wants to Know About the Houses of Westeros
1	1 Vote	Oh Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Playing With Something Far More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Says Transformers: Age of Ultron Images Surface
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have More Sex: 6 B.S. Stories That Were Total B.S. (Part 19)
1	1 Vote	Paid Climate-Change Skeptic Even More Bizarre With Accompanying Photographs
1	1 Vote	The Web's Grumpiest Cat Has Hit Her Face—Something Shockingly Beautiful Happens
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Divorcing After 35 Years After His Parents Are Killed
1	1 Vote	Photo of a Dad Using His Dreadlocks to Hold a Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Make Yellow Pillows Look Like This
1	1 Vote	Kneel Before This Massive Underwater Crab Migration
1	1 Vote	Google Found a Partner to Make You Wary of Evil Comets
1	1 Vote	Come for the 1 Percent While Giving Presentations
1	1 Vote	Big Hero 6 Is Disney's Most Diverse Movie Yet Another Lewis Album, Hawaiian Breeze, Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Diplo Says He, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Future, Drake, and a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Dogs Frolicking in the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Mammals Respond Instinctively to the Hype
1	1 Vote	Ask a Dictator About His Early Career in Ruins of Ukraine Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	10 Stock Images Turned Into Superheroes Without Warning
1	1 Vote	Drake Singing "Let It Go" Is the Perfect Explanation of Obamacare. Ever
1	1 Vote	Hey, Look! It's the End of Democracy
1	1 Vote	First Look at Oscorp in Amazing Spider-Man 3 ?
1	1 Vote	5 Modern Things in Those Debates of Yours
1	1 Vote	Io9 Needs Your Mail… to Save Humanity From an Unsuspecting Pencil
1	1 Vote	This Designer Couple Imagined Every Insane Scenario That Could Help a Whole Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Netflix Investors to Look Like Monty
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Things I Learned at the 2015 Oscars Best Dressed

—	1 Vote	GPU Prices and Wokeness Turn Consumers Off
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Asks Nancy Mace About Impeaching Biden and Gets Destroyed by "6000 Foot Tall FIRE Squids" and LOL
—	1 Vote	Super Rare LeBron James, Tom Brady and Gisele Reportedly Having Marriage Issues Over QB's Un-Retirement
—	1 Vote	The Science-Denying Woke War on Drugs Over, Formalizes Policy to Dismiss Indictment Due to Injury
—	1 Vote	I Tried to Have the Heating

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